+1,355 Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Green paper turns your heart gray and swallows your children.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol, or that :]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If Im ever in this situation, im using that lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If someone held a gun to my face, I wouldn't be trying to think of some random shit to say. I'd be freaking the HELL OUT.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Unless freaking the HELL OUT is some new way of making people not shoot you that I've not heard about, say some random shit to enact your revenge. If you're going to die anyway (which freaking the HELL OUT won't help) you might as well torture him for the rest of his life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, I'd still freak the hell out. I've got nothing to lose, right? Since I'd already be dying anyways.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You've got nothing to lose so... you might as well enact your revenge :]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or... You could try to hit the gunman and escape...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because I can totally hit someone faster than he can pull a trigger.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But you can probably do it faster than you can say "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But the point of that isn't to escape, it's to get revenge.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

if you say something random, he might pause for a second trying to figure out what the hell that means which gives you time to kick him in the balls and shoot him.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's true.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It would suck if you said somethin like "THE STASH IS UNDERNEATH THE FLOORBOARDS IN THE..." and he didnt shoot awkward...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If someone held a gun to my head, I'd probably yell something like "Touch my clit!" ...even though I'm male. That'd sure get them confused.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It would probably just disgust them and make them shoot you more than once.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahaha. Wooow.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahaha nice

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If someone held a gun to my head, I would say "When I come back as a ghost, you're gonna be the first person I'm going to haunt to death."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(not as fun)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I already do that ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha so do I. This girl at school used to think I was an actual ghost.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol, I don't do that in real life... I was making a reference to the character that my username is based off of.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay... but acting like a ghost sounds AWESOME.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Blown.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(ItsATrap):aww men :l

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*points gun at my head* Bad person:"Have any last words to say?" You: "Yeah actually I do, life lesson, never ever write with a pink pen, for the paper will kill your family and you will turn blue!" Bad Guy: "WTF!?!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

maybe he will devote his entire life searching for an answer to your statement, only to realize that he is a dumb motherfucker for believing it. that is the best revenge

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And maybe he will turn into one of those obsessive freaks who writes down what you said millions of times in a tiny journal, switches some letters around and tries to "decipher" your message for the rest of his life. Now that... That'd be funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. (please tell me you've read/seen the Shining.)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Even better would be if he never realized he's a dumb motherfucker and dies anguished because he never figured it out :]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the ducks are watching THEY ARE WATCHING also did you remember to take the lasagna out of the oven? I smell it burning.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LMFAO xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait! before you kill me mr. badguy, remember that buy killing me will send a group of wild kangaroos that will turn green and it will make your hair fall out, thus making you turn into a tree!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That was fucking terrible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just start moaning like crazy or say "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love post that make me laugh :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Any last words?" "Beware all hot air balloons, because they know. That is all."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would say something like "THE CURE FOR CANCER IS..."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The porcupine is the answer. Find him, and whisper of purple fairy cakes. He will swim dangerously to free the triceratops of truth.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yooooo, where do I get a swimming porcupine?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should really see if he knows how a raven is like a writing desk.. I know I dont know =/

by Anonymous 14 years ago