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+641you wish you could stock up on happy points. so one day you could be like, "oh man, I just failed my math test. i think i'll need 20 happy points." and then you can transfer those points to your current self and be like "fuck that math test. unicorns rock." amirite? Also by RetardedKangaroo
+9You wonder why John McCain calls everyone his friend and then claims to be a maverick, amirite?
If someone held a gun to my face, I wouldn't be trying to think of some random shit to say.
I'd be freaking the HELL OUT.
Unless freaking the HELL OUT is some new way of making people not shoot you that I've not heard about, say some random shit to enact your revenge. If you're going to die anyway (which freaking the HELL OUT won't help) you might as well torture him for the rest of his life.
No, I'd still freak the hell out.
I've got nothing to lose, right?
Since I'd already be dying anyways.
if you say something random, he might pause for a second trying to figure out what the hell that means which gives you time to kick him in the balls and shoot him.
That's true.
lol
You've got nothing to lose so...
you might as well enact your revenge :]
Or... You could try to hit the gunman and escape...
Because I can totally hit someone faster than he can pull a trigger.
But you can probably do it faster than you can say "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side."
But the point of that isn't to escape, it's to get revenge.
It would suck if you said somethin like "THE STASH IS UNDERNEATH THE FLOORBOARDS IN THE..." and he didnt shoot
awkward...
Green paper turns your heart gray and swallows your children.
If Im ever in this situation, im using that lol
Lol, or that :]
the ducks are watching
THEY ARE WATCHING
also did you remember to take the lasagna out of the oven?
I smell it burning.
LMFAO xD
If someone held a gun to my head, I'd probably yell something like "Touch my clit!"
...even though I'm male.
That'd sure get them confused.
It would probably just disgust them and make them shoot you more than once.
hahahaha nice
Hahaha. Wooow.
maybe he will devote his entire life searching for an answer to your statement, only to realize that he is a dumb motherfucker for believing it. that is the best revenge
And maybe he will turn into one of those obsessive freaks who writes down what you said millions of times in a tiny journal, switches some letters around and tries to "decipher" your message for the rest of his life. Now that... That'd be funny.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
(please tell me you've read/seen the Shining.)
Even better would be if he never realized he's a dumb motherfucker and dies anguished because he never figured it out :]
I would say something like "THE CURE FOR CANCER IS..."
points gun at my head Bad person:"Have any last words to say?" You: "Yeah actually I do, life lesson, never ever write with a pink pen, for the paper will kill your family and you will turn blue!" Bad Guy: "WTF!?!"
The porcupine is the answer. Find him, and whisper of purple fairy cakes. He will swim dangerously to free the triceratops of truth.
Yooooo, where do I get a swimming porcupine?
"Any last words?"
"Beware all hot air balloons, because they know. That is all."
I love post that make me laugh :)
You should really see if he knows how a raven is like a writing desk..
I know I dont know =/
Just start moaning like crazy or say
"I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!"
WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?
If someone held a gun to my head, I would say "When I come back as a ghost, you're gonna be the first person I'm going to haunt to death."
(not as fun)
I already do that ;)
Haha so do I. This girl at school used to think I was an actual ghost.
Lol, I don't do that in real life... I was making a reference to the character that my username is based off of.
I know
Okay... but acting like a ghost sounds AWESOME.
Blown.
(ItsATrap):aww men :l
Wait! before you kill me mr. badguy, remember that buy killing me will send a group of wild kangaroos that will turn green and it will make your hair fall out, thus making you turn into a tree!
That was fucking terrible.