Being a ventriloquist could really come in handy. If you were ever held up at gunpoint, you could just "throw" your voice and say "Drop the gun, it's the police!!" or something in a really tough voice. The attacker would turn around and you could kick them or something...

+532 Being a ventriloquist could really come in handy. If you were ever held up at gunpoint, you could just "throw" your voice and say "Drop the gun, it's the police!!" or something in a really tough voice. The attacker would turn around and you could kick them or something, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you were held at gunpoint, then you can't just "throw" your voice in another place because you're too fucking close to the person. Stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or something

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Iwas going to say that! haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago