A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she spent the night with a friend. Her husband called her 10 best friends; none of them knew about it.
A man came home one night. His wife called his ten best friends. 8 said he stayed over, and two claimed he was still there, amirite?

The best part was. And 2 friends say hes still there.

Hahahaha hilarious! And you must be a moron to not get it. It's the difference between a guys' friends and a girls' friends

*Didn't come home one night, dang it.

why are there so many haters on this post? wtf.

Heard it before

I understood the joke. It isn't complicated. I'm also aware that the women in the joke didn't know; neither did the men, and that's why I said what I did. My point was that lying for someone when you don't know what you need to say is more damning than not saying anything; hence my final statement.

I suspect the main reason for all the hate is that the OP is a much-disliked d-bag with an overinflated opinion of his own intelligence/information, rather than any commentary on the actual post. Unfortunately, that's pretty common on this site.

It took me a Looong Time before I got what this meant.

Which is why I love guy friends so much more than girl friends. Unless the girls are tomboys ;P

I can't really tell which is better... the men help each other out, but they're a bunch of liars.

Or you could see it like this: Men lie a lot, and woman tell the truth.

what is this talking about? anyone care to explain, please?

Haha this took me like 10 minutes to figure it out. :/

It basically says that men are better friends than women. We look out for one another

I'd cover for my gfs, if I knew I needed to, and so would any other woman I'd be friends with; lying for someone when you don't have any idea what's going on is stupid. The meaning I take from this post is that men are pretty dumb; lack of evidence is better than a mountain of it.

Stupidest post ever

Wow this is a stupid post. It barely even makes sense.