+255 People always seem to ignore you while you're reading 600 pages of boring drivel but as soon as you come to "She removed her blouse carefully revealing her plump breasts" every person near you seems to get a glimpse of the page and yell, "WHAT ARE YOU READING?!?!?!?!", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when I was watching Game of Thrones and my mom decided to come into the room while I was watching Game of Thrones and happened to walk in on the longest sex scene of the entire series, which I wasn't even watching. Now she's convinced it's porn.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You lost me at "ignore..." WAIT WHAT? PLUMP BREASTS??!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're reading a 600-page book out loud? Wait, what the fuck? How do they know what you're saying unless you read the entire thing out loud?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Happens to me all the time. People are convinced I read erotica all the time. I read thriller mysteries. Haha.

by Anonymous 12 years ago