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Also about pretty and virgin+14Let's get this straight, God had no problem creating Adam out of dust, and fashioning Eve out of a rib, but he decided it was better to sneak in, under the cover of darkness, to the bedroom of a 14 year old virgin, and knock her up, in order to "make" Jesus? That's pretty damn suspicious if you ask me. Amirite?
Also by FlyingGuineaPig+23Beyonce was test-driving a car and accidentally clipped a fence post. When she got back to the car dealership she told the salesman that she liked the car and wanted to buy it. Pointing to the sign that stated the dealership's damage compensation policy, the salesman said "It's a good thing you like it, you put a ding on it," amirite?
Also by FlyingGuineaPig+26If they're trying to win people over, anti-abortion activists really shouldn't say "What's your unborn child ever done to you?" Oh, I dunno, projectile vomiting, maybe? amirite?
Also about voldemort die+644Someone should have just put on earmuffs, gotten out a Mandrake, and watched Voldemort die. amirite?
Also by FlyingGuineaPig+244Anthony should publish a book with all the best posts in it, amirite?
Also about pretty, die, and virgin+700It's pretty sad when you're talking with your friend & all of a sudden they say "if the world really ends in 2012, i'll probably die a virgin." if THAT'S the only thing that worries you about the world ending, you need help. amirite?