+676 the shortest book ever written is "Things I Cannot Afford" by Bill Gates, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it was posted on last page.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This was Owl City's Facebook status you fucking copier.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i KNEW i saw it from somewhere!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

one word is in that book... nothing. haha but he worked hard for his money so hes fine.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you actually think about it there is an infinite number of things he cant buy. For example he can not buy 1trillion apples or 1trillion and 1 all the way to infinity.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The shortest book ever written: all the stuff black people can afford.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ohh... BURN

by Anonymous 14 years ago

post it!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

idk, "What men know about women" would come pretty close.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no, the shortest book would be "the things i cant afford" but by oprah...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or the ethiopian cookbook.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Things that Americans are smart enough to know.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There are only two words in the book: "The Universe".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahah, uh yeah, this is Owl City's status...

by Anonymous 14 years ago