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Dry hair? Just try our patented product (a delicate balance of H20, Dihydrogen monoxide, and water!) and never again suffer the hardships of dry hair! 100%Guaranteed or your money back! only $19.99 a month+ shipping&handling. amirite?

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Imagine having a patent on water, that would be so cool.

Truuninjas avatar Truuninja Yeah You Are +9Reply

Doesn't too much water dry out your hair?

Anonymous +8Reply

yea but the dihydrogen monoxide is found in cancer cells AND in tumors. it has poisoned our water supply!

Anonymous +2Reply

Dihydrogen monoxide is also good for enemas.

Hahah this is good

Amelias avatar Amelia Yeah You Are 0Reply

Poster forgot one crucial ingredient: hydroxic acid!

This is stupid..
The dihydrogen monoxide joke is way too overplayed

Anonymous -1Reply

It's funny because h2o and dihydrogen monoxide are both water...

Amish_Allosauruss avatar Amish_Allosaurus Yeah You Are -10Reply
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:( are you constapated?

Amish_Allosauruss avatar Amish_Allosaurus Yeah You Are +14Reply
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@Amish_Allosaurus :( are you constapated?

explain please? im guessing its a chemistry reference

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are 0Reply
@TalkingRice explain please? im guessing its a chemistry reference

He said "no crap" and I said "are you consapated?" because that means you can't poop.

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