+319 These days, women are just as opposed to marriage as men; after all, why should you buy the whole pig just to get a little sausage, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

excuse me, im women and just because guys like to cheat, and they cant be faithful to just one person, does not mean that you have to cover up all ur guilt and remorse by saying that! :0 o, and btw; im a vegetarian too, so i dont like sausage

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what the hell are u talking about?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is brilliant =)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

First of all: the post was meant to be a humorous reversal of "why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free". Secondly... lolwut? Guilt and remorse? Are you agreeing guys are pigs in a sarcastic way, or saying I can't get a man? Because ironically, I'm married; like I said, the post is a joke. And thanks Gregori; not mine though, I think I heard it on the radio a long time ago =)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yes, most guys kinda are pigs

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I laughed, I'm a woman. Get over it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I have a little sausage for ya! hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Given your screen name, "little" was probably a good choice of words.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Exactly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm so glad this one got homepaged; it's my favorite of mine so far xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ironic to call the men the pig when it is mostly women who wanna be porked, hog tied, spit roasted and women like to squeal and also enjoy truffle and mud face packs.....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL! I do see your point, but "men are pigs" is an old cliché, and it makes a good counter-analogy with the whole "sausage" thing. Your comment makes me feel as though I should log back off and go get hog-tied, spit-roasted, and porked... while squealing. =(^.~)=

by Anonymous 14 years ago