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Every Easter, you're like "Uhhh, spoiler alert! Some of us haven't finished the Bible yet!", amirite?

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The movie left so much out.

@Harper The movie left so much out.

Like how they left out the whole prologue. Like, yeah, it's really long but the Old Testament really is vital to the story.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +3Reply
@KirstenAnn Like how they left out the whole prologue. Like, yeah, it's really long but the Old Testament really is vital to...

The whole point of the New Testament is to make God less mean than in the Old Testament, so yeah.

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And so yeah means that I agree with you. It was more of an explanation to people who haven't read any of the Bible at all.

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It's ok. I'm not all that sure of what I'm doing either. See my profile page.

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@1682069

Yeah. He totally died, but then he comes back when he's in Hagrid's arms to save the world. So predictable. Wait... wrong story.

@1682069

Are you kidding, at the end a dragon eats the sky and kills everyone or some craziness like that.

and then you get to the end of the Bible you're like "WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE MAGIC BUNNY THAT LAYS EGGS?"

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +45Reply

Jesus dies?!? And then comes back?!? They totally copied Harry Potter.

and some of us never started....

Anonymous +17Reply
@and some of us never started....

Might as well Sparknote it now... wary smilie

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +22Reply

epic lawls brahhh

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@epic lawls brahhh

Grandiose guffaws indeed, brethren.

Montanas avatar Montana Yeah You Are +65Reply

Jews are like "That never happened!"

this was purrrrdy funny....

@Favvkes purrrr?

The cat's got old the second time you posted them on the POTD.

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so we've heard

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +1Reply

Haha this is awesome.

Anonymous +3Reply

You mean the part where the bunny's shit is egg shaped and covered in tinfoil,plus its made of chocolate?

Jonesys avatar Jonesy Yeah You Are +3Reply

HAHA I am amazed at how many jokes and things we can make about this:D

And the same fucking thing happened when I heard about Titanic 3D.

Spoiler: Snape kills Dumbledore.

and at the end they all died..

Predys avatar Predy Yeah You Are 0Reply

I'll just touch you randomly and you'll be all "Is this molestation? I think it is!"

Anonymous -18Reply

i don't get what u mean by spoilers alert? umm sorry. im assuming that something happens on easterday that tells of a future event?

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