The movie left so much out.
Like how they left out the whole prologue. Like, yeah, it's really long but the Old Testament really is vital to the story.
The whole point of the New Testament is to make God less mean than in the Old Testament, so yeah.
And so yeah means that I agree with you. It was more of an explanation to people who haven't read any of the Bible at all.
It's ok. I'm not all that sure of what I'm doing either. See my profile page.
Yeah. He totally died, but then he comes back when he's in Hagrid's arms to save the world. So predictable. Wait... wrong story.
Are you kidding, at the end a dragon eats the sky and kills everyone or some craziness like that.
This is only up to the resurrection. You're thinking of Revelation.
The post says "finished the whole bible," and actionman says "ending." Revelation is the ending of the whole bible.
But when someone says 'spoiler alert', it defines finish as only up to the point of the spoiler, ie, the resurrection.
Then here's another spoiler. A dragon eats the sky.
Well screw you, man. Now there's no point in me finishing the book.
Doesn't matter, you can't read the New Testament if you're Not Christian.
Prove it.
and then you get to the end of the Bible you're like "WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE MAGIC BUNNY THAT LAYS EGGS?"
Eric threw it up a tree. That's why Kelso needs the saw.
OR THE FAT MAN WHO GIVES GIFTS!?
Or the little old lady who flies around replacing teeth with money? ...oh wait.
Jesus dies?!? And then comes back?!? They totally copied Harry Potter.
C. S. Lewis would like to have a word with you.
What? Aslan dies too? :'(
He gets better.
and some of us never started....
Might as well Sparknote it now...
epic lawls brahhh
Grandiose guffaws indeed, brethren.
Jews are like "That never happened!"
this was purrrrdy funny....
purrrr?
The cat's got old the second time you posted them on the POTD.
So did the grocers' apostrophe.
Iconic.
so we've heard
Haha this is awesome.
You mean the part where the bunny's shit is egg shaped and covered in tinfoil,plus its made of chocolate?
HAHA I am amazed at how many jokes and things we can make about this:D
And the same fucking thing happened when I heard about Titanic 3D.
Spoiler: Snape kills Dumbledore.
and at the end they all died..
I'll just touch you randomly and you'll be all "Is this molestation? I think it is!"
...what?
Am I the only one getting notifications for this? cause I don't remember posting it D:
Fine... I'll pay you tomorrow...
i don't get what u mean by spoilers alert? umm sorry. im assuming that something happens on easterday that tells of a future event?
SPOILER ALERT The main guy totes dies. But then he comes back all like, "LOL JK I'm not dead!"
And the devil loses in the end.
Actually it's kind of a cliff-hanger.
Did you really just call it "easterday"?
Easterday all my eggs seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in easterday.
*futer
The movie left so much out.
Like how they left out the whole prologue. Like, yeah, it's really long but the Old Testament really is vital to the story.
The whole point of the New Testament is to make God less mean than in the Old Testament, so yeah.
And so yeah means that I agree with you. It was more of an explanation to people who haven't read any of the Bible at all.
It's ok. I'm not all that sure of what I'm doing either. See my profile page.
Yeah. He totally died, but then he comes back when he's in Hagrid's arms to save the world. So predictable. Wait... wrong story.
Are you kidding, at the end a dragon eats the sky and kills everyone or some craziness like that.
This is only up to the resurrection. You're thinking of Revelation.
The post says "finished the whole bible," and actionman says "ending." Revelation is the ending of the whole bible.
But when someone says 'spoiler alert', it defines finish as only up to the point of the spoiler, ie, the resurrection.
Then here's another spoiler. A dragon eats the sky.
Well screw you, man. Now there's no point in me finishing the book.
Doesn't matter, you can't read the New Testament if you're Not Christian.
Prove it.
and then you get to the end of the Bible you're like "WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE MAGIC BUNNY THAT LAYS EGGS?"
Eric threw it up a tree. That's why Kelso needs the saw.
OR THE FAT MAN WHO GIVES GIFTS!?
Or the little old lady who flies around replacing teeth with money?
...oh wait.
Jesus dies?!? And then comes back?!? They totally copied Harry Potter.
C. S. Lewis would like to have a word with you.
What? Aslan dies too? :'(
He gets better.
and some of us never started....
Might as well Sparknote it now...
epic lawls brahhh
Grandiose guffaws indeed, brethren.
Jews are like "That never happened!"
this was purrrrdy funny....
purrrr?
The cat's got old the second time you posted them on the POTD.
So did the grocers' apostrophe.
Iconic.
so we've heard
Haha this is awesome.
You mean the part where the bunny's shit is egg shaped and covered in tinfoil,plus its made of chocolate?
HAHA I am amazed at how many jokes and things we can make about this:D
And the same fucking thing happened when I heard about Titanic 3D.
Spoiler: Snape kills Dumbledore.
and at the end they all died..
I'll just touch you randomly and you'll be all "Is this molestation? I think it is!"
...what?
Am I the only one getting notifications for this? cause I don't remember posting it D:
Fine... I'll pay you tomorrow...
i don't get what u mean by spoilers alert? umm sorry. im assuming that something happens on easterday that tells of a future event?
SPOILER ALERT The main guy totes dies. But then he comes back all like, "LOL JK I'm not dead!"
And the devil loses in the end.
Actually it's kind of a cliff-hanger.
Did you really just call it "easterday"?
Easterday all my eggs seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in easterday.
*futer