Every Easter, you're like "Uhhh, spoiler alert! Some of us haven't finished the Bible yet!", amirite?

epic lawls brahhh

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Grandiose guffaws indeed, brethren.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and some of us never started....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Might as well Sparknote it now... wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this was purrrrdy funny....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

purrrr?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The cat's got old the second time you posted them on the POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So did the grocers' apostrophe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Iconic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha this is awesome.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i don't get what u mean by spoilers alert? umm sorry. im assuming that something happens on easterday that tells of a future event?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

***SPOILER ALERT*** The main guy totes dies. But then he comes back all like, "LOL JK I'm not dead!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And the devil loses in the end.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually it's kind of a cliff-hanger.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you really just call it "easterday"?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Easterday all my eggs seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in easterday.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*futer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll just touch you randomly and you'll be all "Is this molestation? I think it is!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fine... I'll pay you tomorrow...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Am I the only one getting notifications for this? cause I don't remember posting it D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and then you get to the end of the Bible you're like "WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE MAGIC BUNNY THAT LAYS EGGS?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eric threw it up a tree. That's why Kelso needs the saw.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OR THE FAT MAN WHO GIVES GIFTS!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or the little old lady who flies around replacing teeth with money? ...oh wait.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The movie left so much out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like how they left out the whole prologue. Like, yeah, it's really long but the Old Testament really is vital to the story.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The whole point of the New Testament is to make God less mean than in the Old Testament, so yeah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the same fucking thing happened when I heard about Titanic 3D.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jews are like "That never happened!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus dies?!? And then comes back?!? They totally copied Harry Potter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

C. S. Lewis would like to have a word with you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What? Aslan dies too? :'(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He gets better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and at the end they all died..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean the part where the bunny's shit is egg shaped and covered in tinfoil,plus its made of chocolate?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spoiler: Snape kills Dumbledore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHA I am amazed at how many jokes and things we can make about this:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago