Husbands should get the tattoo: "Property of *Wife's Name*" on their penis, so no one else can touch it! amirite?

One hell no. Two what about divorces

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Um... wouldn't that hurt a ton more than tattoos on other body parts? And what about divorces?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I lol'd :) But I'm not voting XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or just channel MC Hammer constantly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hate how the society we live in begs the question "what about divorce?" We EXPECT divorce.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They're not expecting it, they're looking for a loophole.... Haha, but the first two were divorces, even though death could also leave the husband single and the chances of death happening > than divorces....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The chances of death happening is greater than a divorce happening? Maybe if the couple is older, and if they're very old then it wouldn't matter too much anymore. But the chance of a first marriage ending in divorce is 50%, in the US at least.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh I just meant that a person has 100 % chance of dying... so that's > 50 % unless I'm doing the math wrong. Unlikely, but possible

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ah. I thought you meant the chance of a marriage ending in death was greater, not the chance of dying in general.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha yeah, you would be planning to get a divorce next week and bam, before you know it you wake up dead! Really makes you re-evaluate your values....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm with you. More relevant to the post; this isn't such a bad idea, even taking into consideration divorce... perhaps, instead of ON the genitals(since the skin there is delicate and might scar badly) we go just above, and do it for both partners? Just don't use any red in it, and it can be completely removed... but not without quite a bit of pain and expense. One more thing to consider before getting married, and one more divorce deterrent, amirite? xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You know...I'm a girl...but, ow. Really...ow...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

for real. I got mine on my inner forearm and that hurt like a bitch lol i cant imagine how much that would hurt

by Anonymous 14 years ago

there's this crazy concept called trust. if you're getting married to someone you should probably consider it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

owwww >.<

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i'm not putting ink on my wingwang

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would never get anyone (besides myself or my kids') name on my body. Like people said before there are a bunch of reasons why they may not be the last person you are with and then you're stuck with their name on you for ever. OR you can spend a lot of money to painfully get it removed. Either option sucks. Besides his "thing" isn't the wife's property, it's HIS. If he is going to cheat on you I doubt having a tattoo with your name is going to stop him.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That would be one hell of a divorce.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Holy shit. OW. That's going to totally make marriage rates drop. Well, except for lesbian marriages. No penis tattoos to deter them there! And if it's just a wife's name, then I suppose gay marriages would keep going too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh Christ that would hurt!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol this can go both ways but the wife would need another one for their ass holes

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Alright, guys....... It's a joke. Come on now...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then it wasn't a very funny one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But wouldn't someone else have to touch his penis to give him the tattoo? If so, that would defeat the point.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sounds like someones been cheated on recently.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Almost two years ago*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you switched genders, you'd realize how sexist and dominating this is. Nobody should be anyone's property, not to mention the unbelievable pain this would put the husbands through.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Some girls don't care and have no problem fucking a married guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My penis so long i could fit that in font size 52

by Anonymous 12 years ago

An older nurse comes into the staff room & tells the other nurses how cute it was that a male patient had his wife’s name tattooed on his penis & her name was Eve. A pretty young nurse jumps up , saying that she had to go take a look at that herself. A few minutes later she comes back with a puzzled look on her face, & says: “yes, it’s very cute, but the name on his penis is Evangeline!”

by Anonymous 1 year ago