+347 The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah", the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is genius.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohmygod I love you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats Exactly What I Was Gonna Say!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol XD I can say it for both of us?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think we say erl wells

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He got this from Carlos Mencia, only worded different...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Baltimoreans are the ones who warsh their winders with warder. Just sayin' :P good post though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then there's us middle Americans, such as Ohio and Indiana, who just have a non-accent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and the western Kentuckians :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and people from Seattle (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm, the midwest in general it seems, lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who's opposite the great lakes area with their sooda and mam's?

by Anonymous 13 years ago