+796 When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Made my day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love the fact that it could actually solve a problem

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ingenious!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha perfect:Problem is that how are we going to build seats and a roof?They won't hold still :[

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD, anyone?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Perpetual motion machines!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To be fair this is just an extension of http://www.amirite.net/56827 with clunkier wording, but props for the part about linking major metropolitan areas. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Array" is a noun. "With a giant buttered cat array"doesn't make any sense. What does that even intend to mean?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It can also be a verb: to place in proper or desired order

by Anonymous 13 years ago

don't hate on this post, you are just jealous

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not jealous; OP stole it from MLIA. Which is sad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I also posted this on MLIA, This is not the only website with witch I am familiar. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Posted it several months ago? Doubtful. I thought it was a fluke, but your grammar is awful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Witch"? Really? Also your dumb and stolen post is dumb and stolen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Array is a noun but OP is using buttered-cat as an adjective.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah that makes more sense. Thanks for clearing that up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As a token of your gratitude, you could browser through my profile and vote on my posts. You're welcome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see you everywhere! This is one of the most clever posts on the site, you take absolutely no appreciation of it whatsoever and get mad because there's a tiny grammatical mistake? Fucking hell, you need to liven up! -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you! I really appreciate that!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is stolen from MLIA. That doesn't make it clever. That makes OP a cheater, and amirite a worse community.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I already told you, I POSTED THIS ON MLIA A LOND TIME AGO. I just joined this website. I can't believe all of the stupid criticisms on ONE IDEA. Geez.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In any case, any person on this site wouldn't know that, so it looks like it's stolen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is an icon, dumbass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Take it to MLIA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Heard it before, but nice adding the metropolitan idea to it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is the best post iv'e seen in a while

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've seen this a few times on this site I believe..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But if the strap breaks, the perpetual motion machine would no longer work and the railway would lose its power source. How do we solve this? Simply butter the cat!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This was made into a book I read as a kid... http://www.paperbackswap.com/Mac-Side-Up-Robert-Elsdale/book/0525464670/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I saw this as a gif or something, hehe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ask that guy with the glasses did this also

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm telling this to my physics teacher tomorrow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't remember which college, but a college actually did an experiment of this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago