When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas. amirite?
To be fair this is just an extension of http://www.amirite.net/56827 with clunkier wording, but props for the part about linking major metropolitan areas. :P
But if the strap breaks, the perpetual motion machine would no longer work and the railway would lose its power source. How do we solve this? Simply butter the cat!
I see you everywhere! This is one of the most clever posts on the site, you take absolutely no appreciation of it whatsoever and get mad because there's a tiny grammatical mistake? Fucking hell, you need to liven up! -.-
POTD, anyone?
Made my day
Ingenious!
I love the fact that it could actually solve a problem
Perpetual motion machines!
To be fair this is just an extension of http://www.amirite.net/56827 with clunkier wording, but props for the part about linking major metropolitan areas. :P
But if the strap breaks, the perpetual motion machine would no longer work and the railway would lose its power source. How do we solve this? Simply butter the cat!
haha perfect:Problem is that how are we going to build seats and a roof?They won't hold still :[
This is an icon, dumbass.
Heard it before, but nice adding the metropolitan idea to it
this is the best post iv'e seen in a while
I've seen this a few times on this site I believe..
This was made into a book I read as a kid...
http://www.paperbackswap.com/Ma...ok/0525464670/
I think I saw this as a gif or something, hehe.
I'm telling this to my physics teacher tomorrow.
I can't remember which college, but a college actually did an experiment of this.
Take it to MLIA.
ask that guy with the glasses did this also
"Array" is a noun.
"With a giant buttered cat array"doesn't make any sense. What does that even intend to mean?
don't hate on this post, you are just jealous
I'm not jealous; OP stole it from MLIA. Which is sad.
I also posted this on MLIA, This is not the only website with witch I am familiar. :P
"Witch"?
Really?
Also your dumb and stolen post is dumb and stolen.
Posted it several months ago? Doubtful.
I thought it was a fluke, but your grammar is awful.
Array is a noun but OP is using buttered-cat as an adjective.
Ah that makes more sense. Thanks for clearing that up.
As a token of your gratitude, you could browser through my profile and vote on my posts. You're welcome.
I see you everywhere! This is one of the most clever posts on the site, you take absolutely no appreciation of it whatsoever and get mad because there's a tiny grammatical mistake? Fucking hell, you need to liven up! -.-
Thank you! I really appreciate that!
This is stolen from MLIA. That doesn't make it clever. That makes OP a cheater, and amirite a worse community.
I already told you, I POSTED THIS ON MLIA A LOND TIME AGO. I just joined this website. I can't believe all of the stupid criticisms on ONE IDEA. Geez.
In any case, any person on this site wouldn't know that, so it looks like it's stolen.
It can also be a verb: to place in proper or desired order