+504 It's pretty naive to say someone on Earth has won the Miss Universe pageant, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually if humans are the ones handing out the award, then it really isn't. I mean how would humans define the beauty of space aliens? In the same fashion, the aliens might find a short obese lady who has lost all her teeth and has burns all over her face and has split ends in her almost bald headed hair, the most beautiful human being in the universe....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hey, you know my girlfriend Stacy? I have to admit though, her mom has it going on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stacy's mom? Definitely, I asked Stacy if I could come over, so we could hang out by her pool, but her mom wasn't back from her business trip, because she was trying to give me the slip

by Anonymous 13 years ago