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kissing would be a lot more interesting if we all had different flavor saliva, amirite?

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But it would suck if yours tasted bad...

ShaunaLinneas avatar ShaunaLinnea Yeah You Are +92Reply
@ShaunaLinnea But it would suck if yours tasted bad...

then they could sell saliva flavor tubes!

maxherolee615s avatar maxherolee615 Yeah You Are +68Reply
@ShaunaLinnea But it would suck if yours tasted bad...

It'd be cooler if saliva wasn't considered gross(it is to me), and saliva had desirable flavors, like artificial watermelon, or peppermint.

KatieKaties avatar KatieKatie Yeah You Are +7Reply

this would increase the rate of cheating on your significant other... you would get sick of their flavor after a while...

TheShamWowGuys avatar TheShamWowGuy Yeah You Are +88Reply

"He Tastes Better Than You!!!!!" XD

Kiwimango9s avatar Kiwimango9 Yeah You Are +81Reply
@Kiwimango9 "He Tastes Better Than You!!!!!" XD

It qualifies as a sentence even if every word isn't capitalized.

Anonymous +27Reply
@Kiwimango9 "He Tastes Better Than You!!!!!" XD

I think it was meant to be the title of a porno.

jens avatar jen Yeah You Are +21Reply
@Kiwimango9 "He Tastes Better Than You!!!!!" XD

"He tastes like you only sweeter."

Anonymous +21Reply

"George swears he got a bogey flavored one once!"

@MrRite "George swears he got a bogey flavored one once!"

Well I mean technically speaking even if Dumbly was gay he'd still kiss people, they'd just be dudes.

Anonymous +6Reply
@MrRite "George swears he got a bogey flavored one once!"

Its a quote for when dumbledore talked about eating those jellie or magic beans... Right fox? Nice try tho

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +6Reply
@MrRite "George swears he got a bogey flavored one once!"

"I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for them..."
-Albus Dumbledore

LOL and Rowling says Dumby is gay. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are -12Reply

Mine must be some ungodly flavor like onions and that's why no one wants to kiss me. foreveralone smilie

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +34Reply

What if two flavors don't mix? That would be gross. Like boiled eggs and strawberries ughh.

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@1803575

WITH SALIVA*

@1803575

WEEEE I EXPLODED WITH JOY

@1803575

God, that's nasty.

If you/they chew some gum or drink something beforehand, it adds a taste.

@Mike_Hawk If you/they chew some gum or drink something beforehand, it adds a taste.

This is why Icebreakers mints are my best friend when I'm dating someone. Or that pina colada v8 smoothie stuff.

Stepharoos avatar Stepharoo Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Stepharoo This is why Icebreakers mints are my best friend when I'm dating someone. Or that pina colada v8 smoothie stuff.

They could be your bestfriend if you ever met me.

Nah, I'm not even remotely that smooth. But yeah, my ex is the only reason I ever learned to tolerate the taste of coffee.

@Mike_Hawk They could be your bestfriend if you ever met me. Nah, I'm not even remotely that smooth. But yeah, my ex is the...

Oh, totally. ;)

And I'm the same way. I'm a total nerd in real life, hence my major. And my ex is the reason I like pina coladas so much.

Stepharoos avatar Stepharoo Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Stepharoo Oh, totally. ;) And I'm the same way. I'm a total nerd in real life, hence my major. And my ex is the reason I...

Mmm, perhaps I should take a sip of pina colada?

I think your major is actually pretty awesome, but that probably speaks more to what kind of person I am.

@Mike_Hawk Mmm, perhaps I should take a sip of pina colada? I think your major is actually pretty awesome, but that probably...

Pina coladas are amazing. The v8 smoothie version is good. I almost always have it in my fridge now. :)

Well, I'm a zoological vet med major. It's annoying, but I love it.

Stepharoos avatar Stepharoo Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Stepharoo Pina coladas are amazing. The v8 smoothie version is good. I almost always have it in my fridge now. :) Well, I'm...

I've never really had one, so I don't know what they taste like. I do love me some V8 Fusion, though. I am and always will be a Mountain Dew fiend at heart, though I do try staying away from it. Caffeine addiction is quite the nuisance.

I know what you are, silly. Like I said, I think it's pretty awesome. I don't know what I want to be.

@Mike_Hawk I've never really had one, so I don't know what they taste like. I do love me some V8 Fusion, though. I am and...

Pineapple and coconut. It's really all that's in a pina colada, other than rum, if you're having the actual drink. I agree, Mountain Dew is rather addicting, but since I drink so much water and juice now, soda burns my throat. It takes me several hours to finish a 20 oz. bottle of soda, where I can drink the same size water in five minutes.

:) Well, yeah. I think everyone on this site knows that I'm a vet med major by now. Just look at college majors, first, since they're a good start. There are tons of careers out there. There's no use in rushing to find the perfect one.

Stepharoos avatar Stepharoo Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Mike_Hawk If you/they chew some gum or drink something beforehand, it adds a taste.

Seeing as I just finished a week of 10-hour-a-day band camp...tired as hell.

Stepharoos avatar Stepharoo Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Mike_Hawk If you/they chew some gum or drink something beforehand, it adds a taste.

Why don't you guys just message each other as opposed to using this post as a way to chat?

Anonymous +3Reply
@Mike_Hawk If you/they chew some gum or drink something beforehand, it adds a taste.

We'd still be getting along if I wasn't the worst in the world at maintaining relationships with people. I really liked Steph, and there's no reason that we stopped talking outside of my own incompetence, honestly.

Some people have that certain taste to them...

EduardVonBocks avatar EduardVonBock Yeah You Are +15Reply
@EduardVonBock Some people have that certain taste to them...

@Anon: When I read that first sentence, I was like:
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KatieKaties avatar KatieKatie Yeah You Are 0Reply

MEGS CONGRATS!!!!! pty smilie We'll throw a party for you next time you're in chat

cheshire_cats avatar cheshire_cat Yeah You Are +12Reply

Aw you two are so cute :) I sense an amirite love!

Anonymous +10Reply

People do. Just not a specific flavour. They have their own taste.

Anonymous +10Reply

hello smilie

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +8Reply
@TalkingRice

I bet you taste like rice d smilie

@TalkingRice

But what kind of rice?!?! Fried rice? Soy sauce rice ( for those that enjoy some black taste ) yellow rice? STICKY RICE?!?! The possibilities are endless! Which taste do YOU prefer? hello smilie

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +23Reply
@TalkingRice

..sticky rice always. y smilie

KatieKaties avatar KatieKatie Yeah You Are -1Reply

We do have different flavored saliva.

Fun fact: the OP is scared of penis.

@Brettward95 Fun fact: the OP is scared of penis.

ATTENTION EVERYONE: I'm not scared of penises

@Brettward95 Fun fact: the OP is scared of penis.

Don't worry Meagan, they're not monsters hiding in your closet. And if they are in your closet, they won't even go for you y smilie

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +2Reply

This actually kind of grosses me out.

CONGRATS MEGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 goo smiliegoo smiliegoo smilie

FlotatiousTurds avatar FlotatiousTurd Yeah You Are +5Reply

Well that'd be...interesting.

No that sounds gross

Mayas avatar Maya No Way +4Reply

someone once kissed me and told me i taste like "marlboros and mcdonalds." it is the best compliment ive ever recieved.

MyHotHotJams avatar MyHotHotJam Yeah You Are +4Reply

Taste the rainbow!

Tribunes avatar Tribune Yeah You Are +1Reply

my ex said i always tasted like cinnamon even if i didn't have anything cinnamony at all. It was peculiar.

Anonymous 0Reply

My boyfriend says I taste like cherries. I don't like cherries, and I've only had one in my life...?

Anonymous 0Reply

My first kiss tasted like tater tots.

Everyone does have their own flavour.

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Mind if I have a try? hello smilie

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They'd probably just assume you had some freakish STD and run the hell outta there.

iceeselenawizs avatar iceeselenawiz Yeah You Are +8Reply

5/10, Sure it's an opinion, but it's really one-sided...

@AppAwesome 5/10, Sure it's an opinion, but it's really one-sided...

AppAwesome i fucking hate you with a god damn passion

FlotatiousTurds avatar FlotatiousTurd Yeah You Are +17Reply
@AppAwesome 5/10, Sure it's an opinion, but it's really one-sided...

Just because a lot of people don't NW it doesn't make it one sided, it just means that it's a good post

cheshire_cats avatar cheshire_cat Yeah You Are +13Reply
@AppAwesome 5/10, Sure it's an opinion, but it's really one-sided...

I mean this in the least rude way possible, but I don't think you know what the term one sided means. This post isn't one sided at all.

One sided means that there is no way that people would be able to disagree with this post.

cheshire_cats avatar cheshire_cat Yeah You Are +11Reply
@AppAwesome 5/10, Sure it's an opinion, but it's really one-sided...

...If they don't agree with it they NW it. How is it one sided?

cheshire_cats avatar cheshire_cat Yeah You Are +9Reply
@AppAwesome 5/10, Sure it's an opinion, but it's really one-sided...

So then most of the posts on this site are one sided?

cheshire_cats avatar cheshire_cat Yeah You Are +8Reply
@AppAwesome 5/10, Sure it's an opinion, but it's really one-sided...

Also one sided means that it only has one side, not that one side is more prominent then the other.

cheshire_cats avatar cheshire_cat Yeah You Are +5Reply
@AppAwesome 5/10, Sure it's an opinion, but it's really one-sided...

One sided to me means one sided, not one side being more prominent. that would be prominent sided. By that definition everything is one sided

cheshire_cats avatar cheshire_cat Yeah You Are +4Reply
@AppAwesome 5/10, Sure it's an opinion, but it's really one-sided...

OKAY! I always read your name as "A Possum."
Is it supposed to be?

Anonymous 0Reply
@AppAwesome 5/10, Sure it's an opinion, but it's really one-sided...

Definition of ONE-SIDED

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a (1) : having one side prominent : lopsided (2) : having or occurring on one side only

source: http://www.merriam-webster.com/...nary/one-sided

@AppAwesome 5/10, Sure it's an opinion, but it's really one-sided...

One sided means that one side is prominent, and in this case, the YYAs are.

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