Also by BreakfastFan+973Okay, so America is the face. Canada is a hat and Mexico is a beard. Alaska is an ear. Russia is a guy holding a gun to our head. Greenland is a speech bubble saying "Please don't kill me!". The carribean islands are tears sliding off our face, and Hawaii is the shell falling to the ground. That's a sucky picture , amirite?
Also by BreakfastFan+644Apartments, hotel rooms, and condos should just be soundproof, amirite?
Also about life, discovered, and important discovery+47Recently scientists have discovered a form of bacteria in California that can substitute phosphorus by arsenic in its DNA, this basically means that different life forms that were judged impossible is now probable in foreign atmospheres. This highly important discovery has certainly been on the media less than some pop artist's new single and that's desperately sad, amirite?
Also about star and light years+416When you wish upon a star, you're a few million light years too late. That star is dead, just like your dreams, amirite?
Also about planet, earth, and light years+15If we were to send out a satellite 66 million light years away from Earth, we could see the dinosaurs by zooming in on our planet. amirite
Also by BreakfastFan+676It must suck to be a kid right now. Who wants a childhood where you can look at the North Pole on Google Earth and see that Santa isn't real? amirite?
Also about life, earth, and solar system+44You will never be in the same position in your life ever again because our earth is moving inside of our moving Solar System, which is moving inside of our moving Galaxy, which is moving inside of our possibly moving universe. amirite?
Also about solar system+428So if the board game Battleship has been made into a movie, you have to wonder what game is next. Chess: the heartwrenching tale of a dominatrix queen and a lethargic king armed with knights whose horses can't walk in a straight line. Or Chinese Checkers: the tragic story of a hexagramal solar system thrown out of balance once the planets start eating each other. Or Clue - oh, wait. Amirite?