+135 You're sometimes secretly checking to see if guys have a boner, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh to be young again! Courting boys at that age seemed tiresome at the time, with their persistent boners & insatiable sex drive. I had been dating my first boyfriend for literally months before I even realised his penis went flaccid. Men of my age never get unwanted boners, & many of them can’t even get wanted boners! When girls first find out that boys can become sexually aroused just by looking at our bodies, I think most of us do experiment with our new-found power over them. Yes, I used to show a bit too much leg to any guy I caught staring at them, & found it hilarious to watch them struggle with their uncomfortably erect penis. I wish I’d known then what I know now! Sex with a teenage boy…..so much energy; so much stamina; & not too long to wait after they’ve cum before they regain that lovely rigid erection & can go again! Sigh! From middle age onwards our best bet for a satisfying sex life is one of the new-style sex toys. Or a lesbian friend!

by Anonymous 1 year ago