+1,052 No Dentist, my gums aren't bleeding because i haven't flossed, their bleeding 'cause you're trying to saw them in half, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/index.php?page=search&q=sir+dentist+my+gums+are+ Next time try being more original.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i post things when i think of them, not spending my whole life on here seeing if someone already posted it. even more because i just got back from the dentist when i posted this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/167354

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

my dentist doesn't floss terribly hard, but I legitimately don't floss.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I went to a new dentist recently. Wo asked who did my braces, I told him noone, seeing as how I've never had them. He asked how many cavities I've had. None. He then argued with me the rest of the apt about how he knows I've had both that he can see my fillings and the cements left from braces. Really? Why the fuck would I lie about that? Then he tried to tell me I gingivitis because my gums bled...after I watched/felt him slip and scratch the shit outta them....idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree with you. All these people throwing bitch fits about reposts or 'omgzzz that's a facebook group/comedians joke/etc' need to stfu. If you've seen something before, cool. Go on to the next post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No actually it is because you havent flossed. Have you ever tried flossing for weeks/months in a row? Than you wouldn't know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago