I love how the Newbies are afraid:)
They better be afraid, because I will be raping every single one of them!
You don't have 9,000 penises do you?
I only have one penis. But I have lots of stamina!
Pedobear wears pants?
I call B.S. Cartoon bears NEVER wear pants! Take Winnie the Pooh or Yogi Bear or that bear in the Cleavland show, there isn't a pair of pants between them.
Or little bear or even bear in the show "bear in the big blue house"!!
Only on Halloween.
It's really sad when kids above 16 go Trick or Treating, it takes away the fun of making them reach down your pants.
I myself like to keep it old fashioned and just poison the candy. The only downside is you don't get to hear their high pitched screams of terror.
you're so silly pedobear(:
Hahaha, that is the funniest response I've ever heard to something like this
I MISSED YOU.
I HAD A BABY IN THE TIME YOU WERE NOT HOMEPAGED
I SACRIFICE HER TO YOU
Trick or treat. Suck my dick. Feed me candy 'til I get sick.
Until they reach down your pants and rip your penis off (which only requires 30 lbs of pressure)
I thought you didn't wear pants, especially around schoolyards.
Only on Halloween I wear pants.
i fucking love you pedobear<3
I love you too, wanna fuck?
yes, now please?
First thing's first, are you underage and are you a virgin?
Don't you only wanna fuck if they're underaged?
I am just about to ask him or her.
sadly, i am 18. :[ but if i bring underaged childrens, can you make an exception?
I love Pedo_Bear!
...Do you have Reese's? I will gladly come if Reese's are involved. :D
You bet! Just unzip my fly, close your eyes and I will give you the most delicious Reese's you've ever had.
YAY! :D I'll bring all my friends! ;D We love Reese's! :P
Just tell the kiddies you have vanilla ice cream in your pants for them. Trust me, you'll be able to give them VANILLA ICECREAM.
Have you met Raptor Jesus?
I don't think he'd like you vey much.
ill reach down if u have reeses!!
I know this is not a website designed for children, but I do know many people under 18 who read these. It is never funny or cute to joke about child molestation or abuse of any kind. People really do BS like this and making light of a truly awful thing is really low man. Find a new hobby. One less disturbing and more lawful.
Hahaha that's a good one!
Do you know who Pedo Bear is?
I like anything with nuts in it ;)
I like 3 musketeers (sp?)
I love your username.
haha heck yes :)
How did THIS get homepaged?!?
How long have you been on amirite?
fuckin' miracles. :3