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"I know a guy" is a universally accepted answer for almost any question, amirite?

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"Where'd you get herpes?"
"... I know a guy"

IamProbablyaNinjas avatar IamProbablyaNinja Yeah You Are +60Reply

"What's 2+2?"
"I know a guy"
...No?

Anonymous +42Reply

Since everyone's posting where it wont work I'm gonna be different.

Where did that cocaine come from?
I know a guy.

pb55020s avatar pb55020 Yeah You Are +26Reply

It becomes even awesomer (yeah, thats a word) when after you say that, you just put on sunglasses and walk off into the sunset (even if there is no sunset. or anywhere to walk...)

The_Chosen_Ones avatar The_Chosen_One Yeah You Are +24Reply

WoW! You're baby bump is hardly showing! How do you do that??
I know a guy.

Anonymous +24Reply

"What is the answer?"
"42"
Can you explain how you know this?"
"I know a guy."

Anonymous +23Reply

I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy. -puts on sunglasses and walks away-

Apparatuss avatar Apparatus Yeah You Are +22Reply

"is your broken arm better yet?" "i know a guy" "well....thats nice and all but that doesn't really answer my question..." "....."puts on glasses and walks away"

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +21Reply

How on earth did you get did you make an A on that chemistry exam?
I know a guy.

Anonymous +20Reply
@How on earth did you get did you make an A on that chemistry exam? I know a guy.

(Penguins Fly): It's funny cuz there's no A in Chemistry.

/someone else's joke.

Eminnas avatar Eminna Yeah You Are 0Reply
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Have you ever thought of combining them?
"I know a guy. Trust me, he met a doctor."

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +63Reply

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God?"
..."I know a guy."

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +17Reply

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" "I know a guy" "really?" "Yeah, but he doesn't give a fuck either"

Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +17Reply

This post made me think of SpongeBob. "I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin..."

stoneonthewaters avatar stoneonthewater Yeah You Are +16Reply

"No, I believe those are the largest we carry. Might I ask what you would need 26 inch condoms for?"
"I know a guy..."

Anonymous +16Reply

"True or false, the earth is round"
"I know a guy"
"Wait, what?"

"Will you marry me?"
"I know a guy"

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +11Reply

HA.. I'm gonna start doing this with papers.
Sources Cited:
I know a guy.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +11Reply

"what's on your face???" "I know a guy"

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Edward_FINNAs avatar Edward_FINNA Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Edward_FINNA Fucking magnets, how do they work?

I know a guy, his name's Earth's Magnetic Field (What a Name, Right!?)

Moonfang66s avatar Moonfang66 Yeah You Are +18Reply

Wow, you guys are really responding well to this! I can't even imagine how this began to become so popular... oh, wait, I know a guy.

"Can I have a piece of gum?"

"I know a guy."

"So he has gum?"

"I know a guy."

"I want gum! What's his name?"

". . .I know a guy."

Q: What sounds do giraffes make?

A: Inoaguy! Inoaguy!

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are +3Reply
@ilostmyshoe Q: What sounds do giraffes make? A: Inoaguy! Inoaguy!

:::laughing hysterically at 26 inch condom comment::: :::reads this comment::: ha-h...wait, what??

Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +12Reply

Did anyone else think of "i like turtles" ?

Anonymous -2Reply

I wanna pos rate this, but I want it to stay 69... lol

Anonymous -37Reply
@Eminna ROTFLMAO!!@~!@# :DD ~69 ♥

LOL, I just love how that got neg rated so much... Let's get it neg rated to 69!
I should add, just to make sure it's clear to the slower people, at the time it was 69 YYA.

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