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"I know a guy" is a universally accepted answer for almost any question, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Where'd you get herpes?"
"... I know a guy"
by Anonymous12 years ago
It becomes even awesomer (yeah, thats a word) when after you say that, you just put on sunglasses and walk off into the sunset (even if there is no sunset. or anywhere to walk...)
by Anonymous12 years ago
I wanna pos rate this, but I want it to stay 69... lol
by Anonymous12 years ago
ROTFLMAO!!@~!@# :DD ~69 ♥
by Anonymous12 years ago
LOL, I just love how that got neg rated so much... Let's get it neg rated to 69!
I should add, just to make sure it's clear to the slower people, at the time it was 69 YYA.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"What is the answer?"
"42"
Can you explain how you know this?"
"I know a guy."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Thats a dumb example because everyone knows 42 is the answer to everything
by Anonymous12 years ago
No. 24 is the answer to everything.
by Anonymous12 years ago
by Anonymous12 years ago
Have you never seen spongebob?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I was joking.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sure. Okay.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"What's 2+2?"
"I know a guy"
...No?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy. -puts on sunglasses and walks away-
by Anonymous12 years ago
Since everyone's posting where it wont work I'm gonna be different.
Where did that cocaine come from?
I know a guy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know a guy, his name's Earth's Magnetic Field (What a Name, Right!?)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Fuckin miracles...
by Anonymous12 years ago
How on earth did you get did you make an A on that chemistry exam?
I know a guy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Penguins Fly): It's funny cuz there's no A in Chemistry.
/someone else's joke.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"is your broken arm better yet?" "i know a guy" "well....thats nice and all but that doesn't really answer my question..." "....."*puts on glasses and walks away*"
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's not even sun glasses, it's just normal ol' glasses
by Anonymous12 years ago
exactly
by Anonymous12 years ago
...yeah, i don't know XD
by Anonymous12 years ago
lol
by Anonymous12 years ago
WoW! You're baby bump is hardly showing! How do you do that??
I know a guy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"True or false, the earth is round"
"I know a guy"
"Wait, what?"
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God?"
..."I know a guy."
by Anonymous12 years ago
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" "I know a guy" "really?" "Yeah, but he doesn't give a fuck either"
by Anonymous12 years ago
This post made me think of SpongeBob. "I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin..."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Note: CherryCherryBoomBoom was 'inb4' you said that
by Anonymous12 years ago
by Anonymous12 years ago
"what's on your face???" "I know a guy"
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Will you marry me?"
"I know a guy"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wow, you guys are really responding well to this! I can't even imagine how this began to become so popular... oh, wait, I know a guy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Can I have a piece of gum?"
"I know a guy."
"So he has gum?"
"I know a guy."
"I want gum! What's his name?"
". . .I know a guy."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Did anyone else think of "i like turtles" ?
by Anonymous12 years ago
"No, I believe those are the largest we carry. Might I ask what you would need 26 inch condoms for?"
"I know a guy..."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Q: What sounds do giraffes make?
A: Inoaguy! Inoaguy!
by Anonymous12 years ago
:::laughing hysterically at 26 inch condom comment::: :::reads this comment::: ha-h...wait, what??
by Anonymous12 years ago
HA.. I'm gonna start doing this with papers.
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I know a guy.
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