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"I know a guy" is a universally accepted answer for almost any question, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Where'd you get herpes?"
"... I know a guy"
by Anonymous13 years ago
It becomes even awesomer (yeah, thats a word) when after you say that, you just put on sunglasses and walk off into the sunset (even if there is no sunset. or anywhere to walk...)
by Anonymous13 years ago
I wanna pos rate this, but I want it to stay 69... lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
ROTFLMAO!!@~!@# :DD ~69 ♥
by Anonymous13 years ago
LOL, I just love how that got neg rated so much... Let's get it neg rated to 69!
I should add, just to make sure it's clear to the slower people, at the time it was 69 YYA.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"What is the answer?"
"42"
Can you explain how you know this?"
"I know a guy."
by Anonymous13 years ago
Thats a dumb example because everyone knows 42 is the answer to everything
by Anonymous13 years ago
No. 24 is the answer to everything.
by Anonymous13 years ago
by Anonymous13 years ago
Have you never seen spongebob?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was joking.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Sure. Okay.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"What's 2+2?"
"I know a guy"
...No?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy. -puts on sunglasses and walks away-
by Anonymous13 years ago
Since everyone's posting where it wont work I'm gonna be different.
Where did that cocaine come from?
I know a guy.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I know a guy, his name's Earth's Magnetic Field (What a Name, Right!?)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Fuckin miracles...
by Anonymous13 years ago
How on earth did you get did you make an A on that chemistry exam?
I know a guy.
by Anonymous13 years ago
(Penguins Fly): It's funny cuz there's no A in Chemistry.
/someone else's joke.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"is your broken arm better yet?" "i know a guy" "well....thats nice and all but that doesn't really answer my question..." "....."*puts on glasses and walks away*"
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's not even sun glasses, it's just normal ol' glasses
by Anonymous13 years ago
exactly
by Anonymous13 years ago
...yeah, i don't know XD
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
WoW! You're baby bump is hardly showing! How do you do that??
I know a guy.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"True or false, the earth is round"
"I know a guy"
"Wait, what?"
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God?"
..."I know a guy."
by Anonymous13 years ago
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" "I know a guy" "really?" "Yeah, but he doesn't give a fuck either"
by Anonymous13 years ago
This post made me think of SpongeBob. "I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin..."
by Anonymous13 years ago
Note: CherryCherryBoomBoom was 'inb4' you said that
by Anonymous13 years ago
by Anonymous13 years ago
"what's on your face???" "I know a guy"
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Will you marry me?"
"I know a guy"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wow, you guys are really responding well to this! I can't even imagine how this began to become so popular... oh, wait, I know a guy.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Can I have a piece of gum?"
"I know a guy."
"So he has gum?"
"I know a guy."
"I want gum! What's his name?"
". . .I know a guy."
by Anonymous13 years ago
Did anyone else think of "i like turtles" ?
by Anonymous13 years ago
"No, I believe those are the largest we carry. Might I ask what you would need 26 inch condoms for?"
"I know a guy..."
by Anonymous13 years ago
Q: What sounds do giraffes make?
A: Inoaguy! Inoaguy!
by Anonymous13 years ago
:::laughing hysterically at 26 inch condom comment::: :::reads this comment::: ha-h...wait, what??
by Anonymous13 years ago
HA.. I'm gonna start doing this with papers.
Sources Cited:
I know a guy.
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