It becomes even awesomer (yeah, thats a word) when after you say that, you just put on sunglasses and walk off into the sunset (even if there is no sunset. or anywhere to walk...)
"is your broken arm better yet?" "i know a guy" "well....thats nice and all but that doesn't really answer my question..." "....."puts on glasses and walks away"
This post made me think of SpongeBob. "I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin..."
LOL, I just love how that got neg rated so much... Let's get it neg rated to 69!
I should add, just to make sure it's clear to the slower people, at the time it was 69 YYA.
"Where'd you get herpes?"
"... I know a guy"
"What's 2+2?"
"I know a guy"
...No?
Since everyone's posting where it wont work I'm gonna be different.
Where did that cocaine come from?
I know a guy.
It becomes even awesomer (yeah, thats a word) when after you say that, you just put on sunglasses and walk off into the sunset (even if there is no sunset. or anywhere to walk...)
WoW! You're baby bump is hardly showing! How do you do that??
I know a guy.
"What is the answer?"
"42"
Can you explain how you know this?"
"I know a guy."
Thats a dumb example because everyone knows 42 is the answer to everything
No. 24 is the answer to everything.
Have you never seen spongebob?
I was joking.
Sure. Okay.
I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy. -puts on sunglasses and walks away-
"is your broken arm better yet?" "i know a guy" "well....thats nice and all but that doesn't really answer my question..." "....."puts on glasses and walks away"
It's not even sun glasses, it's just normal ol' glasses
exactly
...yeah, i don't know XD
lol
How on earth did you get did you make an A on that chemistry exam?
I know a guy.
(Penguins Fly): It's funny cuz there's no A in Chemistry.
/someone else's joke.
Have you ever thought of combining them?
"I know a guy. Trust me, he met a doctor."
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God?"
..."I know a guy."
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" "I know a guy" "really?" "Yeah, but he doesn't give a fuck either"
This post made me think of SpongeBob. "I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin..."
Note: CherryCherryBoomBoom was 'inb4' you said that
"No, I believe those are the largest we carry. Might I ask what you would need 26 inch condoms for?"
"I know a guy..."
"True or false, the earth is round"
"I know a guy"
"Wait, what?"
"Will you marry me?"
"I know a guy"
HA.. I'm gonna start doing this with papers.
Sources Cited:
I know a guy.
"what's on your face???" "I know a guy"
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
I know a guy, his name's Earth's Magnetic Field (What a Name, Right!?)
Fuckin miracles...
Wow, you guys are really responding well to this! I can't even imagine how this began to become so popular... oh, wait, I know a guy.
"Can I have a piece of gum?"
"I know a guy."
"So he has gum?"
"I know a guy."
"I want gum! What's his name?"
". . .I know a guy."
Q: What sounds do giraffes make?
A: Inoaguy! Inoaguy!
:::laughing hysterically at 26 inch condom comment::: :::reads this comment::: ha-h...wait, what??
Did anyone else think of "i like turtles" ?
I wanna pos rate this, but I want it to stay 69... lol
ROTFLMAO!!@~!@# :DD ~69 ♥
LOL, I just love how that got neg rated so much... Let's get it neg rated to 69!
I should add, just to make sure it's clear to the slower people, at the time it was 69 YYA.