"I know a guy" is a universally accepted answer for almost any question, amirite?

"Where'd you get herpes?" "... I know a guy"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It becomes even awesomer (yeah, thats a word) when after you say that, you just put on sunglasses and walk off into the sunset (even if there is no sunset. or anywhere to walk...)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wanna pos rate this, but I want it to stay 69... lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ROTFLMAO!!@~!@# :DD ~69 &hearts;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL, I just love how that got neg rated so much... Let's get it neg rated to 69! I should add, just to make sure it's clear to the slower people, at the time it was 69 YYA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"What is the answer?" "42" Can you explain how you know this?" "I know a guy."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats a dumb example because everyone knows 42 is the answer to everything

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. 24 is the answer to everything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you never seen spongebob?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was joking.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sure. Okay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"What's 2+2?" "I know a guy" ...No?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy. -puts on sunglasses and walks away-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Since everyone's posting where it wont work I'm gonna be different. Where did that cocaine come from? I know a guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know a guy, his name's Earth's Magnetic Field (What a Name, Right!?)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuckin miracles...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How on earth did you get did you make an A on that chemistry exam? I know a guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Penguins Fly): It's funny cuz there's no A in Chemistry. /someone else's joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"is your broken arm better yet?" "i know a guy" "well....thats nice and all but that doesn't really answer my question..." "....."*puts on glasses and walks away*"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not even sun glasses, it's just normal ol' glasses

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...yeah, i don't know XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WoW! You're baby bump is hardly showing! How do you do that?? I know a guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"True or false, the earth is round" "I know a guy" "Wait, what?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God?" ..."I know a guy."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" "I know a guy" "really?" "Yeah, but he doesn't give a fuck either"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post made me think of SpongeBob. "I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Note: CherryCherryBoomBoom was 'inb4' you said that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"what's on your face???" "I know a guy"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Will you marry me?" "I know a guy"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, you guys are really responding well to this! I can't even imagine how this began to become so popular... oh, wait, I know a guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Can I have a piece of gum?" "I know a guy." "So he has gum?" "I know a guy." "I want gum! What's his name?" ". . .I know a guy."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did anyone else think of "i like turtles" ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"No, I believe those are the largest we carry. Might I ask what you would need 26 inch condoms for?" "I know a guy..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Q: What sounds do giraffes make? A: Inoaguy! Inoaguy!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:::laughing hysterically at 26 inch condom comment::: :::reads this comment::: ha-h...wait, what??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HA.. I'm gonna start doing this with papers. Sources Cited: I know a guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago