+394

Why is 20 the legal age of consent in Germany? Because neinteen was just too confusing, amirite?

95%Yeah You Are5%No Way
patrickmajors avatar Countries & Places
Share
4 27
The voters have decided that patrickmajor is right! Vote on the post to say if you agree or disagree.

Nein is no in German... So it would no-teen so it would twenty cause that wouldn't be a teenager

Anonymous +9Reply

Good joke ;)

track_stars avatar track_star Yeah You Are +4Reply
@track_star Good joke ;)

thank you for realizing its a joke and commenting as such :)

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are +6Reply

...How would it be confusing? Neunzehn is 19 in German.

EstoniaObsesseds avatar EstoniaObsessed Yeah You Are +2Reply

At least that's what I think haha

Anonymous +2Reply

A german walks into a bar and orders two martinis. The bartender says "dry?" The german responds "NEIN I SAID TWO!"

Actually it's 18 :P

Anonymous +1Reply
@Actually it's 18 :P

meh, its a joke :P

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are +2Reply
@patrickmajor meh, its a joke :P

Would've taken you one second to look it up.

@Rene_Magritte Would've taken you one second to look it up.

What is your problem? Honestly, what do you achieve from this?

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are +1Reply
@patrickmajor What is your problem? Honestly, what do you achieve from this?

Well I just received a laugh from your reply... no need to get worked up, kiddo. I don't have a problem, the joke just wasn't very funny. It's "amirite?" just because I disagree, it doesn't make us mortal enemies

@Rene_Magritte Well I just received a laugh from your reply... no need to get worked up, kiddo. I don't have a problem, the joke...

Well thats fine that its not funny, but do you find a problem and comment with every post you disagree with?

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are 0Reply
@patrickmajor Well thats fine that its not funny, but do you find a problem and comment with every post you disagree with?

Obviously not. I'm just saying if I'd made the post I'd have just looked it up... I honestly don't get why you're so mad. (you may not be mad but you sound like it)

@Rene_Magritte Obviously not. I'm just saying if I'd made the post I'd have just looked it up... I honestly don't get why you're...

Not mad, just frustrated, cause every post ive made thats on the homepage right now have had people doing things like this to it, sorry, but i think you can see where I'm coming from

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are 0Reply

hahahahahaha wow this is funny!

Anonymous +1Reply
@patrickmajor thanks al!

LMFAOO that wasnt even me :) but hahahahahhaa wow this is funny!

Anonymous 0Reply

What you did there. I see it.
And it made me laugh. :D Sweet joke.

TheLoraxs avatar TheLorax Yeah You Are 0Reply

I don't get it...

Anonymous -2Reply

But as someone already pointed out, it would be neunzehn, not neinteen. Nein is no, neun is nine. Therefore, your joke is invalid.

Please   login   or signup   to leave a comment.