If you put bread in the toaster, toast pops out. Where does the bread go, amirite?

The same place the toast came from.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It gets toasted and turns into toast. DUH.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dunno, are you still in second grade?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well they have 2001 in their name, and if that's their birth year then they actually would be 9, which would make them in 2nd grade. So it's highly possible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

3rd or 4th grade, actually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well excuse me mr. technicality.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're excused.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are YOU? The toaster does not follow the Law of Conservation of Mass. Bread cannot be created or destroyed, yet in a toaster the bread disappears. Crazy world, init?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well the heat has a chemical reaction with the bread that creates a new substance, with exactly the same mass, mind you, that forms what we call toast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bread isn't toast, you scuba diver. The bread disappears and toast magically appears. It's basically the 8th Wonder of the World.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

scuba diver? :DD ok, well if that's what you think... :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Think of it as a ticket machine. You need to pay with a slice of bread to get a toast from the toaster. Bread seems to be the only currency that works, I got a really weird toast when I payed with my iPhone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The toaster rapes the bread, then burns it alive. Thus, creating toast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's like waffle irons. You pour in this weird batter-sauce thing and out comes an amazingly scrumptious waffle!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

CALVIN AND HOBBES JOKE! Glad to see other people appreciating the best comic of all time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you're the only one who understood :DD For the rest of you, I am NOT nine. 2001 is the first number I thought of when making my account. I'm truly older than 9. (14)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sad that not everybody got the reference. I'm really sad that some people are not sure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you a blonde?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It joins the lost socks from the dryer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't it just toasted bread?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no! bread is all swingy, toast is all crunchy. they're different. and if you read the toaster manual, on pg 17b paragraph g word 4, the. so clearly, they're saying that it comes with a genie (his name is t) and there is only 1 wish, to change the bread to toast, and in the ancient language of araminicanacle thats what h meant. and e means infinity on the planet of abra kadabra. so a genie will replace your bread with toast an infinite amount of times. duh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This sounds like something Brittany should say on Glee. So much so, when I read it the voice in my head was her voice, if that makes sense :p

by Anonymous 12 years ago