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Also about beer and pretend+180Drinking game: Spend the last of your savings on a six-pack of beer and pretend for a few hours you aren't the pathetic miserable shit you know you are and that she's still with you and not with that douchebag drummer who can barely play a goddamn solo and watch as the beer turns salty as it mixes with your tears and you wish you were drinking her blood not beer and you stare at the shredded remains of your pictures that you shredded at the place you worked before you were laid off because yo... amirite?
Also about real and pretend-41Actors think they should get paid more to pretend to be the real thing, amirite?
Also by Lolita+19Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet are the same tune. You learn something new everyday. Amirite?
Also about real and pretend-44The sad thing about Christmas is just how fake it all is. Santa isn't real, it's not actually Jesus' birthday, and the whole story about him may not even be true. All the charity and kindness is something we do once a year to ease our guilt for the selfish bastards we are the rest of the year. The presents are because we get suckered by companies trying to make a profit. Worst part is we all know this yet we just pretend that there's something special and magical about this day, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+71Easy Frog Fry
Add the frog legs to the pan. Pan fry them for about 10 minutes until they are golden brown on both sides. Turn the over regularly. 5. Add the rest of the garlic butter right in the end together with the freshly chopped parsley. Season with a pinch of pepper and salt to taste. 6. Divide the frog legs over plates. amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+74If your rice is too watery, putting it in rice will help. amirite?
Also about real and glass-41Everything is made out of atoms, so when you mime something like a glass wall you have actually created a real wall but it is made of oxygen atoms instead. amirite?