I have come to realize that all cats are demons. I mean, have you ever tried to baptize one? They don't seem to like it very much, amirite?

+467 I have come to realize that all cats are demons. I mean, have you ever tried to baptize one? They don't seem to like it very much, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My friend and I once tried that, Roger didn't approve....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. NOW ROGER HATES ME AND I STILL HAVE THOSE SCARS ON MY FACE FROM THAT STUPID CAT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IS IT MY FAULT THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HELD ROGER?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Focus! You, dumped the water on his head! Not me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IT WAS YOURR IDEA! I think Roger always hated you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhm, Hello! He was MY cat. He never hated me! And made baptizing the cat was my idea but me flying was your idea! I mean, flying off Dad's recliner? Sounds safe! Roger only scratched me because he thought I was you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yes because we look SOOO much alike. Roger has always loved me...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No! Roger hates redheads. They scare him. They remind him of fire. My hair reminds him of his Mommy's fur. ROGER HATES YOU FOR NAMING HIM ROGER. WHAT KIND OF KITTY NAME IS ROGER? EVER HEARD OF FLUFFY? OR MITTENS?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AT LEAST I DON'T BEAT HIM WITH A FEATHER!! I was 6. I thought Roger was the best name ever and I gave you a suggestion. You did not have to go through with it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I WOULD NEVER BEAT AN ANIMAL, EVEN WITH A FEATHER! Watch it, smarty. YOU are the one who eats animals. HE LOVED ME BECAUSE I AM A VEGETARIAN AND HE HATES THOSE WHO EAT HIS BARNYARD BUDDIES. If I didn't take your suggestion, you would have hit me with your flute!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I DID NOT HAVE MY FLUTE AT 6! I AM GOING TO BED! WE CAN CONTINUE THIS TOMORROW!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MEH. GOODNIGHT, LOSER! (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was entertaining...

by Anonymous 13 years ago