Nine years of searching, 140 000 troops deployed, $125 billion spent and still the Americans can't manage to find a man who lives in a cave. No wonder Batman was so successful. amirite?

ten bucks says he's already dead, and we're using the "possibility" that he's alive as an excuse to stay there longer than we have to.

The figures are way higher then that.

Its not as simple as that

they cant find him cuz i killed him and used his dead penis to sodomize you.

We almost had him. But... they didn't kill him when they had the chance.

One well aimed cruise missile would end this once and for all and would be much cheaper

You are aware there is more to this "war on terror" than finding Osama?

Way to quote that

That's because he IS Batman!