+75 If you get morning sex, nothing can ruin your day, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cancer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless it's bad morning sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or morning rape

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aids.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how positive and happy the people of Amirite are. They all must have gotten laid this morning.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

afternoon flare up of herpes usually dampens my mood

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had morning sex yesterday. Then my parents forgot my birthday. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

STDS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If the person you had sex with dies later in the day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or if they were dead the entire time you were having sex with them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a good day ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Sir, I must ask you to leave. The building is on fire." "It's OK; I got laid this morning!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I'm sorry to tell you but...your mother passed away last night." "It's all good, I got laid this morning."

by Anonymous 13 years ago