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If you get morning sex, nothing can ruin your day,
amirite?
by Anonymous
12 years ago
Yeah You Are
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Cancer.
by Anonymous
12 years ago
Unless it's bad morning sex.
by Anonymous
12 years ago
Or morning rape
by Anonymous
12 years ago
Aids.
by Anonymous
12 years ago
I love how positive and happy the people of Amirite are. They all must have gotten laid this morning.
by Anonymous
12 years ago
afternoon flare up of herpes usually dampens my mood
by Anonymous
12 years ago
I had morning sex yesterday. Then my parents forgot my birthday. :(
by Anonymous
12 years ago
STDS
by Anonymous
12 years ago
If the person you had sex with dies later in the day.
by Anonymous
12 years ago
Or if they were dead the entire time you were having sex with them.
by Anonymous
12 years ago
I had a good day ;)
by Anonymous
12 years ago
"Sir, I must ask you to leave. The building is on fire." "It's OK; I got laid this morning!"
by Anonymous
12 years ago
"I'm sorry to tell you but...your mother passed away last night." "It's all good, I got laid this morning."
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12 years ago
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