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If you get morning sex, nothing can ruin your day, amirite?

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shorkians avatar shorkian No Way +13Reply

I love how positive and happy the people of Amirite are. They all must have gotten laid this morning.

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afternoon flare up of herpes usually dampens my mood

"Sir, I must ask you to leave. The building is on fire."
"It's OK; I got laid this morning!"

I had morning sex yesterday.
Then my parents forgot my birthday. :(

If the person you had sex with dies later in the day.

@AllanFoFallan If the person you had sex with dies later in the day.

Or if they were dead the entire time you were having sex with them.

I had a good day ;)

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"I'm sorry to tell you but...your mother passed away last night."
"It's all good, I got laid this morning."

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