Cancer.
Unless it's bad morning sex.
Or morning rape
I love how positive and happy the people of Amirite are. They all must have gotten laid this morning.
Aids.
afternoon flare up of herpes usually dampens my mood
"Sir, I must ask you to leave. The building is on fire." "It's OK; I got laid this morning!"
I had morning sex yesterday. Then my parents forgot my birthday. :(
If the person you had sex with dies later in the day.
Or if they were dead the entire time you were having sex with them.
I had a good day ;)
"I'm sorry to tell you but...your mother passed away last night." "It's all good, I got laid this morning."
STDS
Cancer.
Unless it's bad morning sex.
Or morning rape
I love how positive and happy the people of Amirite are. They all must have gotten laid this morning.
Aids.
afternoon flare up of herpes usually dampens my mood
"Sir, I must ask you to leave. The building is on fire."
"It's OK; I got laid this morning!"
I had morning sex yesterday.
Then my parents forgot my birthday. :(
If the person you had sex with dies later in the day.
Or if they were dead the entire time you were having sex with them.
I had a good day ;)
"I'm sorry to tell you but...your mother passed away last night."
"It's all good, I got laid this morning."
STDS