Space travel is too hot cause of the sun? Not a problem, go at night, amirite?

There was a girl in my science class in 8th grade who, in all seriousness, asked why we couldn't go to the sun. When the teacher told her it was too hot, she (still completely serious) offered this very suggestion.

Anonymous +3Reply

Hahahaha stupid people who think this so true are funny

Anonymous +1Reply

This is not a joke, the sun's temperature, due to the superlactivity that occurs during the Earth's night time (which happens at the same time allover the earth) makes the sun's temperature decrease to a tolerable degree.

TheComedian Yeah You Are +1Reply

@TheComedian This is not a joke, the sun's temperature, due to the superlactivity that occurs during the Earth's night time...

When you write it in that textbook tone it almost sounds believable. I barely even noticed the grammatical error(s)

LewisL 0Reply

@LewisL When you write it in that textbook tone it almost sounds believable. I barely even noticed the grammatical error(s)

i missed some commas didn't I ><

TheComedian Yeah You Are +1Reply

@TheComedian This is not a joke, the sun's temperature, due to the superlactivity that occurs during the Earth's night time...

"Tolerable" by what standards? Certainly not tolerable enough to get too close.

SalientK 0Reply

@SalientK "Tolerable" by what standards? Certainly not tolerable enough to get too close.

It's a joke.

TheComedian Yeah You Are 0Reply

@TheComedian It's a joke.

Oh. It wasn't very funny.

SalientK 0Reply

@SalientK Oh. It wasn't very funny.

Obviously the sun doesn't cool off at night and night doesn't occur at the same time in all time zones

TheComedian Yeah You Are 0Reply

@TheComedian Obviously the sun doesn't cool off at night and night doesn't occur at the same time in all time zones

The serious tone completely threw me off . . . haha "superlactivity," I get it now.

SalientK 0Reply

@SalientK The serious tone completely threw me off . . . haha "superlactivity," I get it now.

haha ;p

TheComedian Yeah You Are 0Reply

So are you being purposely stupid, or accidentally stupid?

Tweedledee 0Reply

@Tweedledee So are you being purposely stupid, or accidentally stupid?

Can you not recognize a joke, or can you not recognize a joke?

Tater Yeah You Are +6Reply

@Tater Can you not recognize a joke, or can you not recognize a joke?

Yes!

Whutsurnaym Yeah You Are 0Reply

@Tater Can you not recognize a joke, or can you not recognize a joke?

so i take it purposely...

Tweedledee 0Reply

Got it from FunnyJunk?

An_D 0Reply

heh heh, it's funny cus it's stupid... I assumed this was a joke. if it wasn't then I loose faith in intelligent life as we know it (or don't know it...)