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Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Black people hair is the best evar!
by Anonymous14 years ago
Black people get the urge to touch my hair. No lie.
by Anonymous14 years ago
My boyfriend is black, his hair is puffy :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
typo -*his cock his big
by Anonymous14 years ago
Actually it's normal sized
by Anonymous14 years ago
How dissapointing
by Anonymous14 years ago
It was at first :/
by Anonymous14 years ago
At least it makes blowies more tolerable
by Anonymous14 years ago
Nothing can make them tolerable.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Really? my friend says she enjoys them, what you have to do is try like whipped cream or choco sauce. im sure sugary goodness at the base would help you deepthroat too haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
Nutella sometimes works. That shit is good
by Anonymous14 years ago
Or try brushing your whole mouth with that numbing toothpaste... like gargle with the spit after you do that, it could numb the back so you can get it over with quicker
by Anonymous14 years ago
It's not like you can do it quickly, the guy like holds your head on sometimes and you're trapped
by Anonymous14 years ago
Hahaha, but thats because it feels good! Make a humming noise and he very well may love you forever haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
Just like hum??
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yeah, like with his dick in your mouth. It might tickle him tho hahah. but thatd be funny in itself
by Anonymous14 years ago
Hahaha I will start laughing if it tickles him. This is gonna be fun :D
by Anonymous14 years ago
or be like i will give you a BLOW job, and blow on his dick
by Anonymous14 years ago
Haha I've done that before. He wasn't too happy lol
by Anonymous14 years ago
HAhahaa if i was a chick id fuck with my bf too. like do things he wouldnt want and jsut freak him out
by Anonymous14 years ago
I do that daily to him it's so funny. I'm such a tease aT some points and he gets so aggravated hahaha
by Anonymous14 years ago
Well thats not good
by Anonymous14 years ago
No it is good, because then I feel bad and do whatever lol
by Anonymous14 years ago
OOH so he gets something goood when you do?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Wait I just realized how SLUTTY that sounds...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Well duh. haha i thought it was meant to be
by Anonymous14 years ago
Well it was but people are probably gonna read it and think I'm a total whore hahaha. And yes he does get something when I tease him :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
Hahahaha well people dont judge too much on the internet... i hope for your sake
by Anonymous14 years ago
Eh whatever they call me whatever they want. I know not {too} slutty :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
I love slutty girls haha foshooo
by Anonymous14 years ago
Some slits are awesome. Others I just wanna punch on the face lol
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yeah well your a girl. guys like sluts for unique reasons ;)
by Anonymous14 years ago
Sluts are more fun to hangout with haha but yeah I know guys :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
Well they are easy, no skill requireed
by Anonymous14 years ago
So true. Guys it sucks cuz you need to have skill for man whores :/
by Anonymous14 years ago
Exactly you need to WORK for women, but a hot girl can just be like LOOK AT MY TITTIES! and fuck any guy. Not the same for a hot dude. he cant be like LOOK AT MY DICK! and fuck any girl.
by Anonymous14 years ago
If only guys were as easy as that :( it would make things so much easier!
by Anonymous14 years ago
Well to get with them it can be, but girls should be bigger sluts... lol
by Anonymous14 years ago
No fair. Maybe I should go for girls hahaha
by Anonymous14 years ago
I definitely support that. girl on girl is hot haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
I think any guy supports that haha. My friend and I have created a reputation at school where everyone thinks we are lesbian for eachother. It's so funny
by Anonymous14 years ago
Why are you not at school if you have a lesbian reputation to uphold?
by Anonymous14 years ago
School is over...
by Anonymous14 years ago
WHAT? no i dont htink so. it was only like noon...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Maybe where you are, but it was like 4 here haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
:o you hail from ENGLAND!
by Anonymous14 years ago
No...NEW England hahaha
by Anonymous14 years ago
Massachuesets? Then you'd have just been getting outta school. well my sister is there for college... i should know this, but i dont being a cali boy
by Anonymous14 years ago
Way to butcher the spelling of Massachusetts hahaha. Don't worry most people here can't spell it either. Where does she go to college?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Brandeis. And sorry i was going to apologize for the spelling but i was hoping by some miracle you would just assume what i meant and not pick out how only about 4 letters were correct
by Anonymous14 years ago
Hahaha you did better than most people :) and Brandeis is like 15 minutes away from my house. It's a really nice school
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yeah, mainly jewish people go there, its like 50% and i added an E and left out a T in the true spelling of Massachusetts
by Anonymous14 years ago
Well you have it now! :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
Sadly i will misspell it in the future :(
by Anonymous14 years ago
Don't worry the only way I am able to spell it right now is because of spell check haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
Thats pretty weak considering you live there
by Anonymous14 years ago
It's a hard word to spell!!
by Anonymous14 years ago
I live on the other side of the CONTINENT. You know how to spell California i bet. its an easy one
by Anonymous14 years ago
Not as easy as Ohio lol
by Anonymous14 years ago
Oregon, theres nothing really intensely hard to spell aside from Massachusetts
by Anonymous14 years ago
Very trueeeee
by Anonymous14 years ago
and for Meth Heads, all those southern countries do pretty well
by Anonymous14 years ago
....okay? Hahahaha
by Anonymous14 years ago
Im sorry haha, just getting sidetracked
by Anonymous14 years ago
Haha that happens to me a lot. Do you like Nutella? It's really good on challah
by Anonymous14 years ago
I do like nutella a lot. but idk what challah is, my favorite jewish food is latka's. my sister told me what Gafelta fish is and i dont wanna be jewish. jk but i still dont like the idea of it
by Anonymous14 years ago
Challah is Jew bread. Best fucking bread in the world. Holy balls it's so good.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Hahaha my US history teacher was talking about how he was talking to his jew friend, he asked him if hes okay with being called a jew. the dudes like yeah, thats what we are, were jews... just not DAMN jews. it was so funny. our teachers a standup comedian (literally)
by Anonymous14 years ago
I wish my teacher was a stand up comedian. My geometry teacher thinks he's funny...but he's not. At all. The only thing funny about him is his mustache
by Anonymous14 years ago
Welll ours is hilarious haha, hes an ex Navy officer i think, he flew planes hahaha. he does standup but he wont tel the students where because the kids are his material
by Anonymous14 years ago
Haha THAT and it's probably at like a bar haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
THAT? and idk i think hes at legit places too
by Anonymous14 years ago
You should like Google him and see where he is
by Anonymous14 years ago
I will' but my sister is the one who really wants to find out, shes out of school... 21 haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
Haha I wish I was 21. I can't wait
by Anonymous14 years ago
I know, when you can actually BUY alcohol and have as much as you can afford! haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
Haha and you can go clubbing and meet hot people :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
OR YOU COULD GET SHITFACED AND NOT NEED WOMEN!
by Anonymous14 years ago
Haha what a joke :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yeah, youll always need women
by Anonymous14 years ago
Exactly, your hand can't please you your whole life...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Exactly, women get necessary at some point in life
by Anonymous14 years ago
They make good sandwiches too
by Anonymous14 years ago
BOMB ass sandwiches
by Anonymous14 years ago
Stuff like this http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cuydvMgqv9s/TJVwuxHr4SI/AAAAAAAAABE/OMhUam2Qzmk/s320/panini_1.jpg
by Anonymous14 years ago
PANINIS. Friggin amazing. Fun to make though..
by Anonymous14 years ago
I dont have a panini maker, thus no panini for meee
by Anonymous14 years ago
Use a George Forman grill. It's good :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
Well you need to own one to use one... haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
....go buy one
by Anonymous14 years ago
I deff should, huh?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yeah they come in handy A LOT
by Anonymous14 years ago
Well we have a BBQ for our meat needs :D
by Anonymous14 years ago
Fucking love steak :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
It can be good, if done right, otherwise to me at least, its not that flavorfull
by Anonymous14 years ago
My friend makes it the best. She cooks it in a skillet that has butter in it. Holy shit balls it's good.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Well my friend makes crepes in a professional crepe pan. its so fucking boss
by Anonymous14 years ago
Crepes are gross...
by Anonymous14 years ago
:O Your gross Crepes are flavorgasmic
by Anonymous14 years ago
Chocolate eclairs are flavorgasmic
by Anonymous14 years ago
Toblerone is flavorgasmic. i one time had a kilo and a half of chocolate. oh damn that was good
by Anonymous14 years ago
My boyfriend hates when I have chocolate. I got fucking insane haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
He should like it, its an aphrodisiac
by Anonymous14 years ago
Haha he likes it but he just doesn't say it out loud ;)
by Anonymous14 years ago
Id like it too haha :D
by Anonymous14 years ago
I'd like a billion dollars. I'd move to Malibu
by Anonymous14 years ago
I live kinda near that. jk im 6 miles away without traffic
by Anonymous14 years ago
That's not that far, like 20 minutes? Maybe 30
by Anonymous14 years ago
I said the wrong thing, i mean 6 HOURS, not miles lol
by Anonymous14 years ago
Oh. Damn that's far
by Anonymous14 years ago
Closer than you :D
by Anonymous14 years ago
Agh! I know!! I'm drowning in 3 and a half feet of snow here :'(
by Anonymous14 years ago
LUCKY. i fucking love rhe snow
by Anonymous14 years ago
YOU CAN HAVE IT ALLLLLL. I'm serious, I'm sick of it.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Thank god, just ship it here via FedEx
by Anonymous14 years ago
Sounds good, I'm gonna need a big box...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yeah, ima need enough for AT LEAST a snowman, if you feel generous for one snowboard run approx 3 miles long :D
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