Really? my friend says she enjoys them, what you have to do is try like whipped cream or choco sauce. im sure sugary goodness at the base would help you deepthroat too haha
Or try brushing your whole mouth with that numbing toothpaste... like gargle with the spit after you do that, it could numb the back so you can get it over with quicker
Exactly you need to WORK for women, but a hot girl can just be like LOOK AT MY TITTIES! and fuck any guy. Not the same for a hot dude. he cant be like LOOK AT MY DICK! and fuck any girl.
I think any guy supports that haha. My friend and I have created a reputation at school where everyone thinks we are lesbian for eachother. It's so funny
Brandeis. And sorry i was going to apologize for the spelling but i was hoping by some miracle you would just assume what i meant and not pick out how only about 4 letters were correct
I do like nutella a lot. but idk what challah is, my favorite jewish food is latka's. my sister told me what Gafelta fish is and i dont wanna be jewish. jk but i still dont like the idea of it
Hahaha my US history teacher was talking about how he was talking to his jew friend, he asked him if hes okay with being called a jew. the dudes like yeah, thats what we are, were jews... just not DAMN jews. it was so funny. our teachers a standup comedian (literally)
I wish my teacher was a stand up comedian. My geometry teacher thinks he's funny...but he's not. At all. The only thing funny about him is his mustache
Welll ours is hilarious haha, hes an ex Navy officer i think, he flew planes hahaha. he does standup but he wont tel the students where because the kids are his material
Black people get the urge to touch my hair. No lie.
My boyfriend is black, his hair is puffy :)
typo -*his cock his big
Actually it's normal sized
How dissapointing
It was at first :/
At least it makes blowies more tolerable
Nothing can make them tolerable.
Really? my friend says she enjoys them, what you have to do is try like whipped cream or choco sauce. im sure sugary goodness at the base would help you deepthroat too haha
Nutella sometimes works. That shit is good
Or try brushing your whole mouth with that numbing toothpaste... like gargle with the spit after you do that, it could numb the back so you can get it over with quicker
It's not like you can do it quickly, the guy like holds your head on sometimes and you're trapped
Hahaha, but thats because it feels good! Make a humming noise and he very well may love you forever haha
Just like hum??
Yeah, like with his dick in your mouth. It might tickle him tho hahah. but thatd be funny in itself
Hahaha I will start laughing if it tickles him. This is gonna be fun :D
or be like i will give you a BLOW job, and blow on his dick
Haha I've done that before. He wasn't too happy lol
HAhahaa if i was a chick id fuck with my bf too. like do things he wouldnt want and jsut freak him out
I do that daily to him it's so funny. I'm such a tease aT some points and he gets so aggravated hahaha
Well thats not good
No it is good, because then I feel bad and do whatever lol
OOH so he gets something goood when you do?
Wait I just realized how SLUTTY that sounds...
Well duh. haha i thought it was meant to be
Well it was but people are probably gonna read it and think I'm a total whore hahaha. And yes he does get something when I tease him :)
Hahahaha well people dont judge too much on the internet... i hope for your sake
Eh whatever they call me whatever they want. I know not {too} slutty :)
I love slutty girls haha foshooo
Some slits are awesome. Others I just wanna punch on the face lol
Yeah well your a girl. guys like sluts for unique reasons ;)
Sluts are more fun to hangout with haha but yeah I know guys :)
Well they are easy, no skill requireed
So true. Guys it sucks cuz you need to have skill for man whores :/
Exactly you need to WORK for women, but a hot girl can just be like LOOK AT MY TITTIES! and fuck any guy. Not the same for a hot dude. he cant be like LOOK AT MY DICK! and fuck any girl.
If only guys were as easy as that :( it would make things so much easier!
Well to get with them it can be, but girls should be bigger sluts... lol
No fair. Maybe I should go for girls hahaha
I definitely support that. girl on girl is hot haha
I think any guy supports that haha. My friend and I have created a reputation at school where everyone thinks we are lesbian for eachother. It's so funny
Why are you not at school if you have a lesbian reputation to uphold?
School is over...
WHAT? no i dont htink so. it was only like noon...
Maybe where you are, but it was like 4 here haha
:o you hail from ENGLAND!
No...NEW England hahaha
Massachuesets? Then you'd have just been getting outta school. well my sister is there for college... i should know this, but i dont being a cali boy
Way to butcher the spelling of Massachusetts hahaha. Don't worry most people here can't spell it either. Where does she go to college?
Brandeis. And sorry i was going to apologize for the spelling but i was hoping by some miracle you would just assume what i meant and not pick out how only about 4 letters were correct
Hahaha you did better than most people :) and Brandeis is like 15 minutes away from my house. It's a really nice school
Yeah, mainly jewish people go there, its like 50% and i added an E and left out a T in the true spelling of Massachusetts
Well you have it now! :)
Sadly i will misspell it in the future :(
Don't worry the only way I am able to spell it right now is because of spell check haha
Thats pretty weak considering you live there
It's a hard word to spell!!
I live on the other side of the CONTINENT. You know how to spell California i bet. its an easy one
Not as easy as Ohio lol
Oregon, theres nothing really intensely hard to spell aside from Massachusetts
Very trueeeee
and for Meth Heads, all those southern countries do pretty well
....okay? Hahahaha
Im sorry haha, just getting sidetracked
Haha that happens to me a lot. Do you like Nutella? It's really good on challah
I do like nutella a lot. but idk what challah is, my favorite jewish food is latka's. my sister told me what Gafelta fish is and i dont wanna be jewish. jk but i still dont like the idea of it
Challah is Jew bread. Best fucking bread in the world. Holy balls it's so good.
Hahaha my US history teacher was talking about how he was talking to his jew friend, he asked him if hes okay with being called a jew. the dudes like yeah, thats what we are, were jews... just not DAMN jews. it was so funny. our teachers a standup comedian (literally)
I wish my teacher was a stand up comedian. My geometry teacher thinks he's funny...but he's not. At all. The only thing funny about him is his mustache
Welll ours is hilarious haha, hes an ex Navy officer i think, he flew planes hahaha. he does standup but he wont tel the students where because the kids are his material
Haha THAT and it's probably at like a bar haha
THAT? and idk i think hes at legit places too
You should like Google him and see where he is
I will' but my sister is the one who really wants to find out, shes out of school... 21 haha
Haha I wish I was 21. I can't wait
I know, when you can actually BUY alcohol and have as much as you can afford! haha
Haha and you can go clubbing and meet hot people :)
OR YOU COULD GET SHITFACED AND NOT NEED WOMEN!
Haha what a joke :)
Yeah, youll always need women
Exactly, your hand can't please you your whole life...
Exactly, women get necessary at some point in life
They make good sandwiches too
BOMB ass sandwiches
Stuff like this
PANINIS. Friggin amazing. Fun to make though..
I dont have a panini maker, thus no panini for meee
Use a George Forman grill. It's good :)
Well you need to own one to use one... haha
....go buy one
I deff should, huh?
Yeah they come in handy A LOT
Well we have a BBQ for our meat needs :D
Fucking love steak :)
It can be good, if done right, otherwise to me at least, its not that flavorfull
My friend makes it the best. She cooks it in a skillet that has butter in it. Holy shit balls it's good.
Well my friend makes crepes in a professional crepe pan. its so fucking boss
Crepes are gross...
:O Your gross Crepes are flavorgasmic
Chocolate eclairs are flavorgasmic
Toblerone is flavorgasmic. i one time had a kilo and a half of chocolate. oh damn that was good
My boyfriend hates when I have chocolate. I got fucking insane haha
He should like it, its an aphrodisiac
Haha he likes it but he just doesn't say it out loud ;)
Id like it too haha :D
I'd like a billion dollars. I'd move to Malibu
I live kinda near that. jk im 6 miles away without traffic
That's not that far, like 20 minutes? Maybe 30
I said the wrong thing, i mean 6 HOURS, not miles lol
Oh. Damn that's far
Closer than you :D
Agh! I know!! I'm drowning in 3 and a half feet of snow here :'(
LUCKY. i fucking love rhe snow
YOU CAN HAVE IT ALLLLLL. I'm serious, I'm sick of it.
Thank god, just ship it here via FedEx
Sounds good, I'm gonna need a big box...
Yeah, ima need enough for AT LEAST a snowman, if you feel generous for one snowboard run approx 3 miles long :D
I think I have just the box :)
Hip hip hooray! i could go for some snow
Good because you're gonna get A LOT
Good, i need a lot :D
Can you send some heat and sunshine over?
Black people hair is the best evar!
Ha. The Asian chick from karate kid.