Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?

Black people hair is the best evar!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Black people get the urge to touch my hair. No lie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My boyfriend is black, his hair is puffy :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

typo -*his cock his big

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually it's normal sized

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How dissapointing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was at first :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least it makes blowies more tolerable

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nothing can make them tolerable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? my friend says she enjoys them, what you have to do is try like whipped cream or choco sauce. im sure sugary goodness at the base would help you deepthroat too haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nutella sometimes works. That shit is good

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or try brushing your whole mouth with that numbing toothpaste... like gargle with the spit after you do that, it could numb the back so you can get it over with quicker

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not like you can do it quickly, the guy like holds your head on sometimes and you're trapped

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha, but thats because it feels good! Make a humming noise and he very well may love you forever haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just like hum??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, like with his dick in your mouth. It might tickle him tho hahah. but thatd be funny in itself

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha I will start laughing if it tickles him. This is gonna be fun :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or be like i will give you a BLOW job, and blow on his dick

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I've done that before. He wasn't too happy lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAhahaa if i was a chick id fuck with my bf too. like do things he wouldnt want and jsut freak him out

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do that daily to him it's so funny. I'm such a tease aT some points and he gets so aggravated hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well thats not good

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No it is good, because then I feel bad and do whatever lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OOH so he gets something goood when you do?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait I just realized how SLUTTY that sounds...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well duh. haha i thought it was meant to be

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well it was but people are probably gonna read it and think I'm a total whore hahaha. And yes he does get something when I tease him :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahaha well people dont judge too much on the internet... i hope for your sake

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eh whatever they call me whatever they want. I know not {too} slutty :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love slutty girls haha foshooo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some slits are awesome. Others I just wanna punch on the face lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah well your a girl. guys like sluts for unique reasons ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sluts are more fun to hangout with haha but yeah I know guys :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well they are easy, no skill requireed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So true. Guys it sucks cuz you need to have skill for man whores :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly you need to WORK for women, but a hot girl can just be like LOOK AT MY TITTIES! and fuck any guy. Not the same for a hot dude. he cant be like LOOK AT MY DICK! and fuck any girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If only guys were as easy as that :( it would make things so much easier!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well to get with them it can be, but girls should be bigger sluts... lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No fair. Maybe I should go for girls hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I definitely support that. girl on girl is hot haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think any guy supports that haha. My friend and I have created a reputation at school where everyone thinks we are lesbian for eachother. It's so funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why are you not at school if you have a lesbian reputation to uphold?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

School is over...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHAT? no i dont htink so. it was only like noon...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe where you are, but it was like 4 here haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:o you hail from ENGLAND!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No...NEW England hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Massachuesets? Then you'd have just been getting outta school. well my sister is there for college... i should know this, but i dont being a cali boy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to butcher the spelling of Massachusetts hahaha. Don't worry most people here can't spell it either. Where does she go to college?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brandeis. And sorry i was going to apologize for the spelling but i was hoping by some miracle you would just assume what i meant and not pick out how only about 4 letters were correct

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha you did better than most people :) and Brandeis is like 15 minutes away from my house. It's a really nice school

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, mainly jewish people go there, its like 50% and i added an E and left out a T in the true spelling of Massachusetts

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you have it now! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sadly i will misspell it in the future :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry the only way I am able to spell it right now is because of spell check haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats pretty weak considering you live there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a hard word to spell!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I live on the other side of the CONTINENT. You know how to spell California i bet. its an easy one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not as easy as Ohio lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oregon, theres nothing really intensely hard to spell aside from Massachusetts

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Very trueeeee

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and for Meth Heads, all those southern countries do pretty well

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....okay? Hahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im sorry haha, just getting sidetracked

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha that happens to me a lot. Do you like Nutella? It's really good on challah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do like nutella a lot. but idk what challah is, my favorite jewish food is latka's. my sister told me what Gafelta fish is and i dont wanna be jewish. jk but i still dont like the idea of it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Challah is Jew bread. Best fucking bread in the world. Holy balls it's so good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha my US history teacher was talking about how he was talking to his jew friend, he asked him if hes okay with being called a jew. the dudes like yeah, thats what we are, were jews... just not DAMN jews. it was so funny. our teachers a standup comedian (literally)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish my teacher was a stand up comedian. My geometry teacher thinks he's funny...but he's not. At all. The only thing funny about him is his mustache

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Welll ours is hilarious haha, hes an ex Navy officer i think, he flew planes hahaha. he does standup but he wont tel the students where because the kids are his material

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha THAT and it's probably at like a bar haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THAT? and idk i think hes at legit places too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should like Google him and see where he is

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I will' but my sister is the one who really wants to find out, shes out of school... 21 haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I wish I was 21. I can't wait

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, when you can actually BUY alcohol and have as much as you can afford! haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha and you can go clubbing and meet hot people :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OR YOU COULD GET SHITFACED AND NOT NEED WOMEN!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha what a joke :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, youll always need women

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly, your hand can't please you your whole life...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly, women get necessary at some point in life

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They make good sandwiches too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BOMB ass sandwiches

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stuff like this http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cuydvMgqv9s/TJVwuxHr4SI/AAAAAAAAABE/OMhUam2Qzmk/s320/panini_1.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PANINIS. Friggin amazing. Fun to make though..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dont have a panini maker, thus no panini for meee

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Use a George Forman grill. It's good :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you need to own one to use one... haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....go buy one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I deff should, huh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah they come in handy A LOT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well we have a BBQ for our meat needs :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fucking love steak :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It can be good, if done right, otherwise to me at least, its not that flavorfull

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend makes it the best. She cooks it in a skillet that has butter in it. Holy shit balls it's good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well my friend makes crepes in a professional crepe pan. its so fucking boss

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Crepes are gross...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:O Your gross Crepes are flavorgasmic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chocolate eclairs are flavorgasmic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Toblerone is flavorgasmic. i one time had a kilo and a half of chocolate. oh damn that was good

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My boyfriend hates when I have chocolate. I got fucking insane haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He should like it, its an aphrodisiac

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha he likes it but he just doesn't say it out loud ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Id like it too haha :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd like a billion dollars. I'd move to Malibu

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I live kinda near that. jk im 6 miles away without traffic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not that far, like 20 minutes? Maybe 30

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I said the wrong thing, i mean 6 HOURS, not miles lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh. Damn that's far

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Closer than you :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agh! I know!! I'm drowning in 3 and a half feet of snow here :'(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LUCKY. i fucking love rhe snow

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU CAN HAVE IT ALLLLLL. I'm serious, I'm sick of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank god, just ship it here via FedEx

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds good, I'm gonna need a big box...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, ima need enough for AT LEAST a snowman, if you feel generous for one snowboard run approx 3 miles long :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I have just the box :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hip hip hooray! i could go for some snow

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good because you're gonna get A LOT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good, i need a lot :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can you send some heat and sunshine over?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha. The Asian chick from karate kid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago