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Pedo Bear has less then 50 days left to get Miley Cyrus. He can do it, amirite?

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Pose as a Jonas brother and ask If she wants to do a "duet"

nosferatus avatar nosferatu Yeah You Are +22Reply
@nosferatu Pose as a Jonas brother and ask If she wants to do a "duet"

No need to go that far, he could just throw a party in the USA and slip some roofs in her drink

I'm looking for her! I might find her the night before she turns 18!

Pedo_Bears avatar Pedo_Bear Yeah You Are +19Reply
@TheGrapist dear god please do it! i have faith in you!!

I'm looking! It's just that she runs all over the country and it's hard to keep track of where she is!

Pedo_Bears avatar Pedo_Bear Yeah You Are +5Reply
@But WHY would you want her? D:

She's an underage girl who's famous. For Pedo Bear, bagging Miley Cyrus would be like winning the Superbowl.

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +24Reply
@But WHY would you want her? D:

Because she is a celebrity under 18!!!

Pedo_Bears avatar Pedo_Bear Yeah You Are +4Reply

..is he sure he wants to?

Why is this under the "food" category? ._.

Anonymous +10Reply
@Why is this under the "food" category? ._.

Because I will be eating her pussy when I catch her.

Pedo_Bears avatar Pedo_Bear Yeah You Are +31Reply

I can't believe how much we love child molestors here.

Anonymous +9Reply

Every time I read your posts the voice in my head sounds like Morgan Freeman which made this post much funnier then it actually should be

Good luck Pedo Bear
and please do something about her singing

I hope pedo_bear shoves something into her mouth so that she can't sing for a while. . . . ;)

akashanonymouss avatar akashanonymous Yeah You Are +4Reply

You can do this Pedo_Bear, I have faith in you!

track_stars avatar track_star Yeah You Are +3Reply

Itll be easy as soon as he finds her.

Why would he want to find her?

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