+585 Pedo Bear has less then 50 days left to get Miley Cyrus. He can do it, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Itll be easy as soon as he finds her.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm looking for her! I might find her the night before she turns 18!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dear god please do it! i have faith in you!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm looking! It's just that she runs all over the country and it's hard to keep track of where she is!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well...i think you can do it!! Better hurry though!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But WHY would you want her? D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

She's an underage girl who's famous. For Pedo Bear, bagging Miley Cyrus would be like winning the Superbowl.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because she is a celebrity under 18!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

..is he sure he wants to?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pose as a Jonas brother and ask If she wants to do a "duet"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No need to go that far, he could just throw a party in the USA and slip some roofs in her drink

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Every time I read your posts the voice in my head sounds like Morgan Freeman which made this post much funnier then it actually should be Good luck Pedo Bear and please do something about her singing

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why is this under the "food" category? ._.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because I will be eating her pussy when I catch her.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, that's a blatant way of putting it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why would he want to find her?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You can do this Pedo_Bear, I have faith in you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hope pedo_bear shoves something into her mouth so that she can't sing for a while. . . . ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That would tame the bitch!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can't believe how much we love child molestors here.

by Anonymous 14 years ago