+1,361 If Dr. Seuss Was Actually a Doctor: Dr. Seuss: I do not like this brownish spot. I do not like this dark black dot. I do not like this odd-shaped mole. I do not like this porous hole. I'd wear more sunblock here and there. I'd wear more sunblock everywhere. It looks as though, I'm sad to say, that you have cancer, here today. Patient: Are you...high? amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LMFAOOOO, fucking genious. i seriously laughed at that. you have sick posts :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I do not like this poetry, I do not like it in a tree. I do not like it on the ground and it is silly all around.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Laughed so hard future comment of the day!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

comment of the day? i do not want you feeling pissed but i don't believe that does exist

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i love you. this post has made my life, and i live a long time;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i love this post(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Please let this be post of the day... PLEASE let this be post of the day!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thank you :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No no no, thank YOU for making my whole day when I first read it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

POTD!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

For the love of all original posts PLEASE make this POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

POTD!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Omg lmao . POTD , Deffinately .

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If people ask for it to be POTD does it ever become POTD?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That was amazing. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Totally gonna be post of the dayyy! Genius post :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Stop saying POTD POTD ugh stolen from CollegeHumor

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it is?! im on collegehumor every day literally and ive never seen it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

google search my man. word for word

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Who cares, it's hilarious. And just for that... POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

so clever

by Anonymous 14 years ago

can you just leave this site please. you're just pissy and want to put anything anyone else down. life would be so much better if you look at the good things...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

.. I'm pissy because people who plagiarize and lie about it annoy me? Those are supposed to be good things? I'm pissy because I like reading (gasp) original posts? You don't make any sense.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then ignore it, if things this small piss you off i have some very bad news for you about the rest of your life...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1758003 Word for word stolen, like Anonymous said.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I really love this!!! Who cares if it's "stolen" from another site? The point is that he got it up on here first! Props to you, dude. This is gold.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wrote this, first as a joke on CollegeHumor, then adapted as a comic on my website: http://www.wiseguypictures.net/comic/15 Please pass along the comic if you liked it. Thanks! :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago