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If Dr. Seuss Was Actually a Doctor: Dr. Seuss: I do not like this brownish spot. I do not like this dark black dot. I do not like this odd-shaped mole. I do not like this porous hole. I'd wear more sunblock here and there. I'd wear more sunblock everywhere. It looks as though, I'm sad to say, that you have cancer, here today. Patient: Are you...high? amirite?

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LMFAOOOO, fucking genious. i seriously laughed at that. you have sick posts :)

Anonymous +34Reply

I do not like this poetry, I do not like it in a tree. I do not like it on the ground and it is silly all around.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +17Reply

Please let this be post of the day... PLEASE let this be post of the day!

@patrickmajor thank you :D

No no no, thank YOU for making my whole day when I first read it.

i love you. this post has made my life, and i live a long time;)

Anonymous +14Reply

Laughed so hard future comment of the day!

Anonymous +13Reply
@Laughed so hard future comment of the day!

comment of the day? i do not want you feeling pissed but i don't believe that does exist

If people ask for it to be POTD does it ever become POTD?

Anonymous +10Reply

For the love of all original posts PLEASE make this POTD.

Skylines avatar Skyline Yeah You Are +8Reply

I wrote this, first as a joke on CollegeHumor, then adapted as a comic on my website: http://www.wiseguypictures.net/comic/15

Please pass along the comic if you liked it. Thanks! :)

Anonymous +6Reply

i love this post(:

That was amazing. :D

Rainbow35s avatar Rainbow35 Yeah You Are +5Reply

Totally gonna be post of the dayyy! Genius post :)

Boufakas avatar Boufaka Yeah You Are +5Reply

Omg lmao . POTD , Deffinately .

Anonymous +4Reply

I really love this!!! Who cares if it's "stolen" from another site? The point is that he got it up on here first! Props to you, dude. This is gold.

Stop saying POTD POTD ugh stolen from CollegeHumor

Anonymous -5Reply
@Stop saying POTD POTD ugh stolen from CollegeHumor

it is?! im on collegehumor every day literally and ive never seen it

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are +5Reply
@google search my man. word for word

Who cares, it's hilarious. And just for that...

POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.POTD. POTD. POTD.

stoneonthewaters avatar stoneonthewater Yeah You Are +5Reply
@so clever

can you just leave this site please. you're just pissy and want to put anything anyone else down. life would be so much better if you look at the good things...

Anonymous +1Reply
@can you just leave this site please. you're just pissy and want to put anything anyone else down. life would be so...

.. I'm pissy because people who plagiarize and lie about it annoy me? Those are supposed to be good things? I'm pissy because I like reading (gasp) original posts? You don't make any sense.

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@I'm pissy because people who plagiarize and lie about it annoy me? Those are supposed to be good things? I'm...

Then ignore it, if things this small piss you off i have some very bad news for you about the rest of your life...

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@651926

Yes, but you said that you didn't steal it, which is the only reason I posted a link.

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