If Dr. Seuss Was Actually a Doctor: Dr. Seuss: I do not like this brownish spot. I do not like this dark black dot. I do not like this odd-shaped mole. I do not like this porous hole. I'd wear more sunblock here and there. I'd wear more sunblock everywhere. It looks as though, I'm sad to say, that you have cancer, here today. Patient: Are you...high? amirite?

LMFAOOOO, fucking genious. i seriously laughed at that. you have sick posts :)

I do not like this poetry, I do not like it in a tree. I do not like it on the ground and it is silly all around.

Please let this be post of the day... PLEASE let this be post of the day!

i love you. this post has made my life, and i live a long time;)

Laughed so hard future comment of the day!

If people ask for it to be POTD does it ever become POTD?

For the love of all original posts PLEASE make this POTD.

POTD!

I wrote this, first as a joke on CollegeHumor, then adapted as a comic on my website: http://www.wiseguypictures.net/comic/15

Please pass along the comic if you liked it. Thanks! :)

i love this post(:

That was amazing. :D

Totally gonna be post of the dayyy! Genius post :)

POTD!

Omg lmao . POTD , Deffinately .

I really love this!!! Who cares if it's "stolen" from another site? The point is that he got it up on here first! Props to you, dude. This is gold.

Stop saying POTD POTD ugh stolen from CollegeHumor