You used to make your Barbies or Bratz dolls have sex, but didn't want to admit it to anyone, amirite?

I also used to make my Barbies commit horrible crimes like murder or child abuse, then I made a noose around their neck and I hanged them. I was a morbid child :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I did that to my town whore who would break up the "perfect couple" ;P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's funny! I feel a little better knowing I'm not the only one who did horrible things with dolls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right, someone brought it up the other night and everyone was like "oh my gosh, that was my childhood secret. Im so glad thats off my chest". It was great.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I brought this up to my older sister and she's like, "You're really creepy... I made my dolls explore the jungle and stuff..." So, now she's worried about my mental health.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's brilliant XD I asked my younger sister and she just looked mortified, the worst thing she makes barbies do is hold hands XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Naughty naughty, ive done this and im a dude, i played with dolls... only once

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol I had one doll who looked Asian so I made her be a prostitute. At one point, i had the barbie plane, but it crashed and the girl needed brain surgery so I cut off all of her hair to do it...my mom was not happy..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha, that's classic . Whenever I did horrible things to my dolls I made sure my mom never found out. I don't think she cared anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha well I didnt think to hide all of the hair. Haha she never knew about anything else. Now that I think about it, I actually had two dols that were always the lesbians lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol me too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha sweet!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol, I hid the hair under my bed and completely forgot about it, my mom found it one day when she was cleaning. She just thought her daughter liked to play hairdresser; little did she know I was preparing them for their upcoming hanging...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaha thats amazing =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is actually Salem Witch Barbie who comes with a working gallow and hood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

seriously? I think they want children to be disturbed nowadays.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They also have a barbie prostitute, i know, pretty messed up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sad what this tells us as humans primordial's instinct :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i didnt know what i was doing D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would pop Barbie and Ken's heads off and switch the heads so Barbie was wearing cargo pants and a polo shirt and Ken was wearing a pink glittery shirt and a denim skirt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had to do a project in one of my classes and it was on cruel and unusual punishments and we hanged Barbies and one barbie did have her head! It was even funnier because we had to present them to the school and the look on their faces was amazing!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want that class! xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i so used to do this. although my friends and i were usually more disturbed. we would cover our dolls faces in marker and cut their hair and hang them outside and then beat them with a bat. wow that sounds horrible typed up... i used to get nightmares about them coming after me. and i actually still dont like dolls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow. ._. I've never done this, honestly. I didn't even know how that whole sex thing worked out when I did have dolls, so yeahh. I never realized that people were so morbid. o.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same... I read this and was like "WTF?!?!" When I saw the high rating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All I did was "Extreme Barbie" where my friends and I all had a doll and we dared one another to do random stuff with each one like flush her head in the toilet or putting them in the middle in the street until a car ran over it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow looking back on it I did some fucked up stuff to my dolls. I've painted one all over in black nail polish, cut ones face open, cut off all the hair on one and called it a dude, and I can't count how many were missing limbs and heads.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i used to play with fighter jets more than dolls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had (have) a Harry Potter doll, who was the only male doll I had, so I just had him make out/have sex with all the other barbies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go Harry! xDDD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@804038 (irismae516): xD haha, yeah. my friends and I would just put them in a cat hideout thing so they could "do it" (we were probably nine or so), and then we'd take them out and do it again with a different girl. ah, memories.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to have them make out, using sound effects like "mmmmm mmm mmmmmm." Lmao.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to pretend that one of my polly pockets was a girl disguised as a guy(but she was really a girl physically, the girl she was dating was just dumb) but then she came in one day when she was changing and was alright with the fact that she was a girl. The acceptance of ignorant kids. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to play with Polly Pockets, and there was one that I always hated because it was ugly. I cut off all of its hair and made the other ones run over her with their limousine (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i used to make my american girl doll and my american boy? doll make out. they were the only two dolls i had cause i was a huge tom boy. but i made legos have sex lolol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure I made mine jump off of their 3 story house... The mom and dad would like... Sleep with each other, or whatever I thought it was at the time, then say bye and jump off the house. Then I'd leave them there, dead, until I started over. Sister+brother=incest... Bad things happened...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine always got eaten by vivious animals and died tragic deaths in a misty valley (ie the bedside table). But I felt sorry for them so i revived them :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was a messed up child. My sister and I would use chalk and markers and paint to paint the dolls faces and bodies then cut off all their hair and say they were warriors. Then we would either drown them in the sink we said was a pool or make them have sex and then die. ._. I remember I had a Harry and hermione dolls and I made them sleep together all the time. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I love how this went from making dolls sleep together to hangging them, running over them, throwing them out windows, and beating them haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I new about sex but I didn't know how you had it, so I'd male my dolls just lie on top of each other naked. And sometimes the 'creepy' doll would watch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My sis and I only had one guy doll, so I made him go out with all the barbies and cheat on all of them. I also had one of those Barbie cruise ships and I'd make all the Barbies push him off the boat and laugh while he drowned....that sounds so sadistic O_o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

id lay my barbie and only ken on top of each other while the rest were having a 'pool party' in the bathtub, then when her baby came i used a 'little people' person from my little brothers room for the baby lol ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago