Smoking: a 66.7% chance at immortality, amirite?
I know; I rounded up.
I know i was just bored. sorry for being a "Math"nazi ;)
Yep, cuz bored people often hang around amirite to pounce on mathematical mistakes.
Oh, I would so take that risk.
Immortality... That sounds like it would suck, but it would be cool if you could live as long as you wanted until you were ready to die.
yea, when I'm really old.
Maybe you'll even get to meet the elusive sparklefag, Edward Cullen.
You are a fairy, you seem to be more of a fag then him
My friend always uses the '100% of non-smokers die' statistic when I make the occasional pointed remark about his cigarrette.. Maybe he has got the right idea after all.
Woo hoo, I can live forever. Yay me!
No, they just become zombies. |D
gotta love facebook :-)
No health authority has EVER said anything like that. Ever. In the history of the universe.
There may have been something saying "1 in 3 smokers die of lung cancer" but never just "1 in 3 smokers die". So this post is pointless jargon.
What is it with people and making stuff up like this?
thanks for ruining my favourite post, dickwad
Lol, if I was able to ruin your favorite post with a COMMENT, it clearly was never a very good post.
dude its a joke. chill out its made up and isnt supposed to be realistic cuz then the site would be call ofcourseimrite.com so shut the hell up
I'm not only talking about organizations like WHO, because they're far too thorough to make a statement like this.
It's funny, loosen up.
Then by all means, point me to someoneanyonewho has EVER said this.
This kind of joke cannot be funny, because every time someone tries to make one, they fabricate the statistic. For once, I would like to see someone make the joke without making stuff up.
Dude, the essence of a joke is mostly always something made up. At least 1119 people think this is funny.
Oh really? Can you point out to me one good joke with a "made up" essence? I doubt it.
... It was just a joke. Lighten up. And I agree, Dannynudds :P.