+752 Optimists -- Half full. Pessimists -- Half empty. Sarcastic -- oh sure, it's half full all right... Realist -- the glass contains equal parts water and air. Engineer -- the glass is too big for the cup. Politician -- if you vote for me the glass will be COMPLETELY full. Einstein -- it's all relative... Wise -- each to their own. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the glass is too big for the cup? you fail.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

nah, you just dont get it .

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't get it either. Can you explain?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Great post!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

opportunist: "You gonna drink that?"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love this post <3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sexist: This glass ain't gonna fill itself, honeybun

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Me: Oh, it's diet. -_-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Slytherin: The glass is half full. Of poison.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My opinion was always that if there's something in the glass, you're not doing half bad. :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

TO each their own ***

by Anonymous 14 years ago

to each HIS own.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WISE: whether the glass is half full or half empty only matters if your dying of thirst.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Perfectionist: There is a spot on the glass. Dumbledore: Use an Aguamenti charm.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I look at it and say, "it's half full." Which, in the beauty pageant biz means, "Where the hell's my waiter!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Opportunist: "I dont care whether its half full or half empty, is anyone gonna drink that?"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Love this post

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nice way of taking credit from Alexis.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

better idea: if you cant decide whether its half empty or half full, put it in a smaller glass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Drunk: did i already drink half of it?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Alcoholic: why is there still half of that left?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Neat freak: Make sure it's on a coaster.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Main Character: I must find the remaining water!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nutrition Expert: This isn't a full serving! Little Kid: *spills on nice rug*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Potato: I am a potato and therefore can not talk realdizzy: some random shit about french toast loosely related to the post

by Anonymous 14 years ago

why are there strikethroughs?

by Anonymous 13 years ago