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This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?

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Ugh, those "worm experts" commenting are kinda sucking the coolness out of this post.

ShanLovesStuffs avatar ShanLovesStuff Yeah You Are +84Reply

Silly worms and their wacky ways....

ForeverAScones avatar ForeverAScone Yeah You Are +78Reply

They only go above ground so they won't drown underground.

Anonymous +39Reply
@They only go above ground so they won't drown underground.

We already know that worms come up so they won't drown. This is simply a funny post; don't ruin it . . .

RunnerGirls avatar RunnerGirl Yeah You Are +99Reply
@RunnerGirl We already know that worms come up so they won't drown. This is simply a funny post; don't ruin it . . .

We know it's sarcasm. This is an average post and your annoyingness is ruining it.

Anonymous -23Reply

Meanwhile me and Worm 4 are getting it on in the grass.

Anonymous +32Reply
@Meanwhile me and Worm 4 are getting it on in the grass.

(Worm 3): Bitch you're cheating on me :(

Anonymous +11Reply
@(Worm 3): Bitch you're cheating on me :(

(Worm 5): WTF? You're with that skank worm 3? I thought you were with me! Well guess what, it's OVER.

Anonymous +10Reply
@(Worm 6): Does this mean you're getting a divorce? D:

(Baby Worm): I'm sorry honey, but mommy and daddy are going to be living in separate holes from now on. Your daddy likes to fool around with skanky hoes and I can't deal with this anymore.

Anonymous +2Reply

Ahem So anyway...

This post is quite comical.

Can we stop arguing about stupid shit? Please and thank you. :)

Briannes avatar Brianne Yeah You Are +29Reply
@Brianne Ahem So anyway... This post is quite comical. Can we stop arguing about stupid shit? Please and thank you. :)

Ahhhh, its so refreshing to get a comment thats not trolling or arguing :) But thank you!

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are +13Reply

Obviously OP doesn't really think worms think that..everyone learns why worms go above ground in like second grade. So chill, it was a joke. Not to be taken seriously, and it was clever and funny. So chill.

Anonymous +27Reply
@Obviously OP doesn't really think worms think that..everyone learns why worms go above ground in like second grade...

The people making the comments about why worms go above grounds aren't the ones freaking out. They're just stating a fact. Obviously they get the fact that it's a joke, they're just posting what they think. Please be respectful, no one wants to be ganged up on by others. Personally, it didn't "suck the humor" out of the joke for me, but rather provided background information. If you don't like something, it would be much appreciated if you guys would talk about it calmly and politely, instead of being sarcastic and rude towards each other over something so trivial.

....so yeah, how bout them worms

frozensockss avatar frozensocks Yeah You Are +25Reply

That was pretty entertaining to read ^^

ChubbyBunniezs avatar ChubbyBunniez Yeah You Are +19Reply
@ChubbyBunniez That was pretty entertaining to read ^^

It's either entertaining, or reminiscent to one of those awkward moments when your friend is having an argument with their parents.

This was one of the few good posts.

Anonymous +17Reply

Bad kitteh is a douche who can only feel good about themselves by insulting other people.

Anonymous +17Reply

This probably got POTD for the comments.

@Hullabaloo This probably got POTD for the comments.

The comments weren't that interesting, just really angry

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are 0Reply

Hey, remember when people used to laugh at jokes such as this post?

Anonymous +13Reply
@Hey, remember when people used to laugh at jokes such as this post?

(dreaming zebras): THOSE were the good ol' days! You know, you remind me of my grandson!

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are 0Reply

I'm eating chips.

@Roy I'm eating chips.

I've been waiting for this.

Anonymous +1Reply
@Roy I'm eating chips.

They must be Doritos (im still new to this inside joke thing)

Anonymous 0Reply
@Roy I'm eating chips.

OH SHIT, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

Anonymous 0Reply

xD Lol. Mom used to tell me it was because they started to drown with all the rain underground

I like this post it's pretty funny. Not that anybody will see my opinion I just posted due to the fact lot of the comments above are a tad annoying and I don't think anybody will want to read them to get to mine. I like waffles. Oh and jam.

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Mmmm pancakes. Both are good.

Finally! A genius with answers!

This post is funny. The argument is even funnier. :D

... Moving on... I love this :) Made me laugh soo hard

Lol at the arguments and people describing the nature of worms when simply we just want to satisfied by funny posts.

RuRiTes avatar RuRiTe Yeah You Are +3Reply

I was gonna read through the 48539847 arguing comments above, but then I realize that it's not even the type of argument that is so stupid it's funny. It's just dumb.
Cute post. :]

Everybody needs to calm the fuck down. This is like watching a fucken chihuahua fight.

But it's comical anyways so no need replying to me

Anonymous +1Reply

No, no. You have it all wrong! They are raindrop-chasing. It is the worm equivalent of storm chasers, only far more deadly. They search for the biggest drops they can find, and if they land on grass, can even collect them!

I think we should launch a HELP THE WORMS PROGRAMME! This campaign would require all participants to go outside after the rain and place worms back on to the soil.

Anonymous +1Reply

Worms go above ground to avoid drowning underground... no matter what they are gonna die in the rain.

silverdoe65s avatar silverdoe65 Yeah You Are +1Reply

SHUT THE FUCK UP! the words "fucking ugly goth cunt slut" are extremely apt here. now do us a favor: get off amirite and lick your girlfriends pussy you worthless bag of piss.

Anonymous 0Reply

Don't feed the troll

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@946941

The post is funny, as is the argument in the comments. Whats the problem?

HotKoolAids avatar HotKoolAid Yeah You Are +4Reply
@946941

Whats with all the hate on the post? Its not amazing, but its not completely terrible, everyones talking like it was the worst post ever

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are +1Reply

Haha I fucking love this

xxoamylynns avatar xxoamylynn Yeah You Are 0Reply

WHATS THIS? another potd for my bro, you are the better half ;)

jamesbaileys avatar jamesbailey Yeah You Are 0Reply

Whoa. This has a lot of comments.

Anonymous 0Reply

OMFG PEOPLE GET OVER IT!!! NO ONE WANTS TO READ ENDLESS COMMENTS OF NOTHING BUT BITCHING!!! There's a thing called a message you can send that also notifies people of a reply do that instead.

They die on the sidewalk because they lose their moisture and they breathe through skin respiration. They need the moisture from the soil and water to be able to breathe.

Anonymous -1Reply

*I'm
There, that makes much more sense.

@Black_No_1 *I'm There, that makes much more sense.

wow, you and your little posse of argumentative users can all leave because i'm sure everyone else would appreciate it... ANYWAYS, cute and funny post. :)

Anonymous -1Reply

is this a repeat post? idk if this is the post i originally saw this, or it's an fb page or something. is it?

OMFG people, do you not see those comments are as old as the post?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY- this shit was over long ago, and the argument wasn't even with patrick or about the goddamn post... if any of you actually read the beginning, it all started in response to someone else entirely being a bitch. Patrickmajor later admitted he had been spoiling for a fight and started in with me deliberately- also, he said I was "very good at insulting" and that I suceeded in making him really pissed. It's all still on my wall if you want proof. So you know what- if I'm a troll, I'm a successful motherfucking troll, so successful that even months later I'm still trolling you fucktards without even trying.
From this point on, all you d-bags are just gonna have to take a number and wait in line to eat my fucking ass, because I am so far beyond done with all this shit, I can't even see it anymore.

Really? this got potd? Thats sad

Anonymous -4Reply

PatrickMajor you fucking idiot, stop feeding the troll.

Anonymous -8Reply

Wow, you are so spot-on. I think I'll go kill myself now because of what some anontard said.

Seriously- sterilize yourself now, before you make more cowardly morons... be part of the solution.

@Black_No_1 Wow, you are so spot-on. I think I'll go kill myself now because of what some anontard said. Seriously-...

You just told everyone up there to not dredge up old arguments, but here you go starting another one. Just walk away. Damn.

ChubbyBunniezs avatar ChubbyBunniez Yeah You Are +10Reply

Yeah... see, I only respond when I get a notice, which I do from my phone and takes about 10 seconds. But sure, you can think I spend a lot of time worrying about some high school douche from another country. Oh, and thanks for demonstrating that you don't know what asinine means, either; the main reason this is fun is how you morons keep proving me right. And now you're stalking me comments on others posts too... who needs a life? LOL

@Black_No_1 Yeah... see, I only respond when I get a notice, which I do from my phone and takes about 10 seconds. But sure...

ASININE ASININE ASININE!! shut.the.fuck.up. Just becausewe dont use the damn word every sentence doesnt mean we dont know what it means, maybe we have a larger vocabulary than the word "asinine"?
Asinine: To make a foolish remark or decision showing that you are immarturee or unnintelligent. Thank you Badkitteh, you really are asinine.

Anonymous +6Reply

If you knew exactly what it meant, you'd know why I use it. It's extremely apt here. I'll also gladly go away, once people leave me alone. =)

I'll take being "ugly" over being asinine any day. Good luck @ life, shit for brains.

@Black_No_1 I'll take being "ugly" over being asinine any day. Good luck @ life, shit for brains.

can you please, for god's sake stop using the work "asinine" OVER AND OVER AGAIN, WE GET IT YOU'RE MATURE AND SMARTER THAN EVERYTHING AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SUPERIOR, just fucking go away...

Anonymous +19Reply
@Black_No_1 I'll take being "ugly" over being asinine any day. Good luck @ life, shit for brains.

Do you know what happens to bad kitties? THEY GET THROWN OUT IN THE RAIN WITH THE WORMS. Now shut up.

Anonymous +15Reply
@Black_No_1 I'll take being "ugly" over being asinine any day. Good luck @ life, shit for brains.

LOOOL you just defended yourself saying your not ugly, and you judge us for "grammar-school insults", whatever the fuck those are, and yet you're too "asinine" to spell the word "at"? Really? And you say we have nothing going on in our lives so we have to argue here, yet you still do the exact same fucking thing. Honestly though, I hope you enjoy life having no friends.

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are +10Reply

TO ALL THE LOSERS DREDGING UP ANCIENT ARGUEMENTS: patrickmajor and I talked this out long ago, we no longer have any problem with each other, this shit is such old news it's damn-near fossilized, and you guys REALLY need a new hobby. Do us all a favor and stfu now.

... never going to stop pointing out what an idiot you are every time you hurl another one of your baseless, grammar-school insults.

You're so ignorant it makes my brain ache; "bubbly" is a personality trait meaning happy and bouncy... which I usually am. I argue with any post/comment that's stupid; the comment I originally responded to qualifies. I never had any intention of arguing with your post; I checked to comments to see if anyone had posted the real reason, and got irritated because someone bitched about the explanations. Since then, I've only said anything in response to people's asinine insults. Also, I haven't had any trouble with anyone on this site except you, your groupies, and scrantoncity... which means you guys are a pretty select group of oversensitive, overreacting morons. I personally don't care what you think of Abby, considering the constant rl compliments, and it's sooo funny when someone realizes they have nothing to insult you about except looks they've never seen; seriously, that's classic. We can keep doing this shit forever, or you can stfu, because I'm n...

@Black_No_1 You're so ignorant it makes my brain ache; "bubbly" is a personality trait meaning happy and bouncy... which I...

No, it's not just that small group. I've had a problem with you since your first comment i saw. You're arrogant, you love to argue over insignificant things, you always like to have the last word. I actually like Abby and NCIS, but your personality doesn't seem as "bubbly" as you say it is.
You are intelligent, I'll give you that. You perfectly and flawlessly arouse the emotions of amiriters yet you have a 100% score on your posts. It seems bipolar in a way. If you are a troll, you are the most successful troll I have ever seen and I congratulate you.

The worms come out of the ground when it rains. Or they get washed out. Then they try to get back but the holes in the ground are closed, and it takes them long to get back to soil.

Anonymous -19Reply
Anonymous +19Reply

*aleck

As you understand neither spelling nor sarcasm, I find your attempt to judge fail in others pointless, and therefore null. Buh-bye then.

@Black_No_1 *aleck As you understand neither spelling nor sarcasm, I find your attempt to judge fail in others pointless...

Exactly! Shut up, and considering you like to refer to yourself as "the bubbly type", that probably means your fat as shit, and considering you like that "Abby Scutio" woman i Googled for the sole puropse of shutting you up, you're probably disgustingly hideous as well, since you apparently have all of her piercings as well. As well as wanting to look like her, you said it makes your day when someone says you look like her. Now taking that into consideration, along with the fact that you argue on every fucking post on amirite, it seems that you're veeery insecure about yourself, and I dont blame you, but if you're ugly and lonely, please don't take it out on random amiriters, because while winning a petty argument on the internet may make you 'feel' better, you're wasting precious time that could be spent living, working out, getting make-up tips, and not trying to look like some custy goth bitch, which you even said you love to look like. Good DAY.

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are +25Reply
@patrickmajor Exactly! Shut up, and considering you like to refer to yourself as "the bubbly type", that probably means your fat...

Maybe they're in to that sort of thing. I personally don't understand why people have such a problem with goth and emo people, the majority of the time they really are decent individuals, they just have different opinions. I understand why you must be pissed with "badkitteh", but you have many very funny posts, so why are you blowing up over his comments?

@Black_No_1 *aleck As you understand neither spelling nor sarcasm, I find your attempt to judge fail in others pointless...

dude can you just shut the fuck up? i swear you think you're all better and superior than us by calling us "kiddies". Either get a sense of humor or gtfo amirite.net

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +24Reply

Well, I wondered why such a silly post would have so many comments... it's fucking sad the way the little shitheads on this site gang up on a voice of reason. And then to go vote down every one of her posts? Yeah, that's not childish... posting anonymous insults on websites is so awesome, too. What a badass./sarcasm

@The_Gregori Well, I wondered why such a silly post would have so many comments... it's fucking sad the way the little shitheads...

It makes no sense that you're on this website yet you have no sense of humor, please, explain?

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are +20Reply
@The_Gregori Well, I wondered why such a silly post would have so many comments... it's fucking sad the way the little shitheads...

i agree. I don't find this post very funny, so bring on the flaming faggots! Having your own opinion/not jumping on the band wagon on this site only gets you disliked.

@Shortstopmwd i agree. I don't find this post very funny, so bring on the flaming faggots! Having your own opinion/not jumping on...

It's not the fact that he didn't find it funny is what pissed people off, but he was being an ass and trying to act smarter than everybody.
His first comment was, "I seriously shudder to think what kind of mentality is annoyed with learning something." So, yeah, he started it.

Dumbass :P

You're very easily impressed; kids are funny.

@Black_No_1 You're very easily impressed; kids are funny.

If you're too old and intelligent for this site and it's users, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO US?

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are +49Reply

I don't refer to people who aren't making asses of themselves that way, and I had completely forgotten about this post until you and whoever "youknowitt" is starting sending me reply notifications. Try acting older than 12, and you won't get called a kid; I wasn't even talking to you. Sorry- it must suck to have so little going on in your life that you have to get involved in old drama that has nothing to do with you.

He tells me to jump off a building, and I'm the ass. eyeroll Alright kiddies; I'm out. You should remember you started this by being pissy about people explaining the post.

@Black_No_1 He tells me to jump off a building, and I'm the ass. eyeroll Alright kiddies; I'm out. You should remember you...

Im sure you and your "friends" loved it, but theres no need for it to be explained in the first place, its a joke, and the moral of this whole thing is, get a sense of fucking humor.

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are +36Reply
@Black_No_1 He tells me to jump off a building, and I'm the ass. eyeroll Alright kiddies; I'm out. You should remember you...

listen here you little bitch, you're obviously the type of person who feels the need to criticise a simple peice of humour to feel intelligent. Normally i would dismiss something like this as a dumbass mistake, but you clearly persisted untill you were aparently satisfied. Enjoy the site though! (By that i mean: Enjoy ruining everyones jokes while you bitch and moan about something you dont have!) have a nice evening :D

Anonymous +27Reply

Not everyone here is a snarky douchebag with an anger problem... or a pathetic follower. I replied because to not reply implies I feel burned; actually, my friends and I laughed our asses off at your pitiful attempt at flaming.

Does that answer your question?

I seriously shudder to think what kind of mentality is annoyed with learning something.

@Black_No_1 I seriously shudder to think what kind of mentality is annoyed with learning something.

We don't care about why worms actually go above ground. We just enjoy the hilarity of the post. Duh.

Anonymous +47Reply
@Black_No_1 I seriously shudder to think what kind of mentality is annoyed with learning something.

They never said they just learned it, I'm pretty sure if you graduated elementary school you should know this... They're just saying when people are so serious about a post it gets less funny.

LOL! On what planet? Wtf does that retarded pop culture reference have to do with anything I said, and I already said the worm thing was common sense. All he did was reiterate what I said, and make a dick out of himself. I feel completely unowned... maybe it's just something you're used to.

@Black_No_1 LOL! On what planet? Wtf does that retarded pop culture reference have to do with anything I said, and I already...

"On what planet?" Im sorry but if you don't know the common sense fact that we are on EARTH then your attempt at trying to act like a smart alack has failed. Miserably.

YouKnowItts avatar YouKnowItt Yeah You Are +25Reply

First of all, I'd get used to saying "duh" if I were you. Secondly, the reason worms surface during the rain is more common sense than science lesson; if you couldn't come to that conclusion on your own with a minimum of effort, then telling you is probably a waste of time anyway.

@Black_No_1 First of all, I'd get used to saying "duh" if I were you. Secondly, the reason worms surface during the rain is...

Firstly, I fucking knew why worms came to the surface, it was in like grade 4 biology. Second of all, nobody appreciates or gives a shit about you saying things like that. I suppose next you're going to go to the Kanye West stole the Mic, Taylor's not so Swift post, and comment about how her dexterity isn't really relevant. So please, next time you're near the top of a building, fucking jump.

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are +105Reply
@Black_No_1 First of all, I'd get used to saying "duh" if I were you. Secondly, the reason worms surface during the rain is...

He tells me to jump off a building, and I'm the ass. eyeroll YOU do shit like that all the time... You've had this comeing for a while now.

Since I believe the main purpose of life is learning, I'm going to have to disagree with you. That's ok, though; the world will always need people to work the menial jobs.

@Black_No_1 Since I believe the main purpose of life is learning, I'm going to have to disagree with you. That's ok, though;...

The main purpose of life may be learning, but do you have to learn EVERYWHERE? They may well be very active and interested in learning in school then come to this website to laugh and have fun.

@Black_No_1 Since I believe the main purpose of life is learning, I'm going to have to disagree with you. That's ok, though;...

People like you don't deserve to be on a site like this. Want to learn? Grab a fucking text book and quit ruining the hilarity for people who want to laugh at something.

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