This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?

They only go above ground so they won't drown underground.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We already know that worms come up so they won't drown. This is simply a funny post; don't ruin it . . .

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We know it's sarcasm. This is an average post and your annoyingness is ruining it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They also don't talk...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How do you know? They could just be really quiet. Have you asked them if they talk? I don't think so.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Dear_worms_do_you_talk&waAn=1 Just did. No response

by Anonymous 14 years ago

orly

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well played...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

all of the worms i talk to talk back to me..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

xD Lol. Mom used to tell me it was because they started to drown with all the rain underground

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Silly worms and their wacky ways....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This was one of the few good posts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ugh, those "worm experts" commenting are kinda sucking the coolness out of this post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i couldnt agree more

by Anonymous 14 years ago

there was already little coolness...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I seriously shudder to think what kind of mentality is annoyed with learning something.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We aren't here to learn.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We don't care about why worms actually go above ground. We just enjoy the hilarity of the post. Duh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They never said they just learned it, I'm pretty sure if you graduated elementary school you should know this... They're just saying when people are so serious about a post it gets less funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HERPES LAWYER!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Since I believe the main purpose of life is learning, I'm going to have to disagree with you. That's ok, though; the world will always need people to work the menial jobs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is a website about opinions. Quit being an ass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

nope, now its about people trying to be funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Still not about learning.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The main purpose of life may be learning, but do you have to learn EVERYWHERE? They may well be very active and interested in learning in school then come to this website to laugh and have fun.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

People like you don't deserve to be on a site like this. Want to learn? Grab a fucking text book and quit ruining the hilarity for people who want to laugh at something.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HERPES LAWYER!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

First of all, I'd get used to saying "duh" if I were you. Secondly, the reason worms surface during the rain is more common sense than science lesson; if you couldn't come to that conclusion on your own with a minimum of effort, then telling you is probably a waste of time anyway.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Firstly, I fucking knew why worms came to the surface, it was in like grade 4 biology. Second of all, nobody appreciates or gives a shit about you saying things like that. I suppose next you're going to go to the Kanye West stole the Mic, Taylor's not so Swift post, and comment about how her dexterity isn't really relevant. So please, next time you're near the top of a building, fucking jump.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OWWWWNED

by Anonymous 14 years ago

fatality: flawless victory

by Anonymous 14 years ago

FINISH HIM!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I agree with you, she's not seeing the funny side of this post, but honestly, cussing the hell out of her and telling her to jump off a building is a bit immature. This is amirite, being so defensive about your posts will get you nowhere

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think he handled that situation perfectly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

BadKitteh had that one coming for a while now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You really need to be quiet.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He tells me to jump off a building, and *I'm* the ass. *eyeroll* YOU do shit like that all the time... You've had this comeing for a while now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL! On what planet? Wtf does that retarded pop culture reference have to do with anything I said, and I already said the worm thing was common sense. All he did was reiterate what I said, and make a dick out of himself. I feel completely unowned... maybe it's just something you're used to.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"On what planet?" Im sorry but if you don't know the common sense fact that we are on EARTH then your attempt at trying to act like a smart alack has failed. Miserably.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're very easily impressed; kids are funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you're too old and intelligent for this site and it's users, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO US?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not everyone here is a snarky douchebag with an anger problem... or a pathetic follower. I replied because to not reply implies I feel burned; actually, my friends and I laughed our asses off at your pitiful attempt at flaming. Does that answer your question?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you dont have friends and you're a virgin

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He tells me to jump off a building, and *I'm* the ass. *eyeroll* Alright kiddies; I'm out. You should remember you started this by being pissy about people explaining the post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Im sure you and your "friends" loved it, but theres no need for it to be explained in the first place, its a joke, and the moral of this whole thing is, get a sense of fucking humor.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

listen here you little bitch, you're obviously the type of person who feels the need to criticise a simple peice of humour to feel intelligent. Normally i would dismiss something like this as a dumbass mistake, but you clearly persisted untill you were aparently satisfied. Enjoy the site though! (By that i mean: Enjoy ruining everyones jokes while you bitch and moan about something you dont have!) have a nice evening :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(youknowme;)): THANK you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The worms come out of the ground when it rains. Or they get washed out. Then they try to get back but the holes in the ground are closed, and it takes them long to get back to soil.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

AND....the comments are right back on track! Thank you my good sir/lady.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, I wondered why such a silly post would have so many comments... it's fucking sad the way the little shitheads on this site gang up on a voice of reason. And then to go vote down every one of her posts? Yeah, that's not childish... posting anonymous insults on websites is so awesome, too. What a badass./sarcasm

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It makes no sense that you're on this website yet you have no sense of humor, please, explain?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i agree. I don't find this post very funny, so bring on the flaming faggots! Having your own opinion/not jumping on the band wagon on this site only gets you disliked.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's not the fact that he didn't find it funny is what pissed people off, but he was being an ass and trying to act smarter than everybody. His first comment was, "I seriously shudder to think what kind of mentality is annoyed with learning something." So, yeah, he started it. Dumbass :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Obviously OP doesn't really think worms think that..everyone learns why worms go above ground in like second grade. So chill, it was a joke. Not to be taken seriously, and it was clever and funny. So chill.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thank you so much, i have no idea why its such a big deal to people..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

its not really clever OR funny?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The people making the comments about why worms go above grounds aren't the ones freaking out. They're just stating a fact. Obviously they get the fact that it's a joke, they're just posting what they think. Please be respectful, no one wants to be ganged up on by others. Personally, it didn't "suck the humor" out of the joke for me, but rather provided background information. If you don't like something, it would be much appreciated if you guys would talk about it calmly and politely, instead of being sarcastic and rude towards each other over something so trivial.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

IDWIW

by Anonymous 14 years ago

BITCH I AM YO WIFE AND YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

good boy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Worms are serious business guys. Hide yo kids and hide yo wives.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That comment is a win.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Worms rape errbody out here?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yup.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Those must be some big-ass worms out there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Alaskan Bull Worms. ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

These comments were starting to be an FN FAL but you turned it into an EPC WN

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thank you :')

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Did you just make a reference to Nazi Zombies my good sir?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, yes I did.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*aleck As you understand neither spelling nor sarcasm, I find your attempt to judge fail in others pointless, and therefore null. Buh-bye then.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dude can you just shut the fuck up? i swear you think you're all better and superior than us by calling us "kiddies". Either get a sense of humor or gtfo amirite.net

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Exactly! Shut up, and considering you like to refer to yourself as "the bubbly type", that probably means your fat as shit, and considering you like that "Abby Scutio" woman i Googled for the sole puropse of shutting you up, you're probably disgustingly hideous as well, since you apparently have all of her piercings as well. As well as wanting to look like her, you said it makes your day when someone says you look like her. Now taking that into consideration, along with the fact that you argue on every fucking post on amirite, it seems that you're veeery insecure about yourself, and I dont blame you, but if you're ugly and lonely, please don't take it out on random amiriters, because while winning a petty argument on the internet may make you 'feel' better, you're wasting precious time that could be spent living, working out, getting make-up tips, and not trying to look like some custy goth bitch, which you even said you love to look like. Good DAY.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe they're in to that sort of thing. I personally don't understand why people have such a problem with goth and emo people, the majority of the time they really are decent individuals, they just have different opinions. I understand why you must be pissed with "badkitteh", but you have many very funny posts, so why are you blowing up over his comments?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I agree with you about BadKitteh being a dumbass but that was too far,

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't refer to people who aren't making asses of themselves that way, and I had completely forgotten about this post until you and whoever "youknowitt" is starting sending me reply notifications. Try acting older than 12, and you won't get called a kid; I wasn't even talking to you. Sorry- it must suck to have so little going on in your life that you have to get involved in old drama that has nothing to do with you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're so ignorant it makes my brain ache; "bubbly" is a personality trait meaning happy and bouncy... which I usually am. I argue with any post/comment that's stupid; the comment I originally responded to qualifies. I never had any intention of arguing with your post; I checked to comments to see if anyone had posted the real reason, and got irritated because someone bitched about the explanations. Since then, I've only said anything in response to people's asinine insults. Also, I haven't had any trouble with anyone on this site except you, your groupies, and scrantoncity... which means you guys are a pretty select group of oversensitive, overreacting morons. I personally don't care what you think of Abby, considering the constant rl compliments, and it's sooo funny when someone realizes they have nothing to insult you about except looks they've never seen; seriously, that's classic. We can keep doing this shit forever, or you can stfu, because I'm n...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But I do agree that patrickmajor is a total doucherocket.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Booooo

by Anonymous 14 years ago

For some reason, that made me lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Good. That's what I'm here for. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, it's not just that small group. I've had a problem with you since your first comment i saw. You're arrogant, you love to argue over insignificant things, you always like to have the last word. I actually like Abby and NCIS, but your personality doesn't seem as "bubbly" as you say it is. You are intelligent, I'll give you that. You perfectly and flawlessly arouse the emotions of amiriters yet you have a 100% score on your posts. It seems bipolar in a way. If you are a troll, you are the most successful troll I have ever seen and I congratulate you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

... never going to stop pointing out what an idiot you are every time you hurl another one of your baseless, grammar-school insults.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH you're an ugly bitch stfu

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'll take being "ugly" over being asinine any day. Good luck @ life, shit for brains.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

shut the FUUUCK up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

can you please, for god's sake stop using the work "asinine" OVER AND OVER AGAIN, WE GET IT YOU'RE MATURE AND SMARTER THAN EVERYTHING AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SUPERIOR, just fucking go away...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOOOL you just defended yourself saying your not ugly, and you judge us for "grammar-school insults", whatever the fuck those are, and yet you're too "asinine" to spell the word "at"? Really? And you say we have nothing going on in our lives so we have to argue here, yet you still do the exact same fucking thing. Honestly though, I hope you enjoy life having no friends.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Do you know what happens to bad kitties? THEY GET THROWN OUT IN THE RAIN WITH THE WORMS. Now shut up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you knew exactly what it meant, you'd know why I use it. It's extremely apt here. I'll also gladly go away, once people leave me alone. =)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP! the words "fucking ugly goth cunt slut" are extremely apt here. now do us a favor: get off amirite and lick your girlfriends pussy you worthless bag of piss.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*Ahem* So anyway... This post is quite comical. Can we stop arguing about stupid shit? Please and thank you. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ahhhh, its so refreshing to get a comment thats not trolling or arguing :) But thank you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah... see, I only respond when I get a notice, which I do from my phone and takes about 10 seconds. But sure, you can think I spend a lot of time worrying about some high school douche from another country. Oh, and thanks for demonstrating that you don't know what asinine means, either; the main reason this is fun is how you morons keep proving me right. And now you're stalking me comments on others posts too... who needs a life? LOL

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ASININE ASININE ASININE!! shut.the.fuck.up. Just becausewe dont use the damn word every sentence doesnt mean we dont know what it means, maybe we have a larger vocabulary than the word "asinine"? Asinine: To make a foolish remark or decision showing that you are immarturee or unnintelligent. Thank you Badkitteh, you really are asinine.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*my

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Bad kitteh is a douche who can only feel good about themselves by insulting other people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

... Moving on... I love this :) Made me laugh soo hard

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Meanwhile me and Worm 4 are getting it on in the grass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Worm 3): Lololol!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Worm 3): Bitch you're cheating on me :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Worm 5): WTF? You're with that skank worm 3? I thought you were with me! Well guess what, it's OVER.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Worm 6): Does this mean you're getting a divorce? D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Baby Worm): I'm sorry honey, but mommy and daddy are going to be living in separate holes from now on. Your daddy likes to fool around with skanky hoes and I can't deal with this anymore.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't feed the troll

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This probably got POTD for the comments.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The comments weren't that interesting, just really angry

by Anonymous 14 years ago

PatrickMajor you fucking idiot, stop feeding the troll.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That was pretty entertaining to read ^^

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's either entertaining, or reminiscent to one of those awkward moments when your friend is having an argument with their parents.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank you :$

by Anonymous 14 years ago

TO ALL THE LOSERS DREDGING UP ANCIENT ARGUEMENTS: patrickmajor and I talked this out long ago, we no longer have any problem with each other, this shit is such old news it's damn-near fossilized, and you guys REALLY need a new hobby. Do us all a favor and stfu now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Calm down bro

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It’s unfortunate that this got POTD’d, because I soon as I read the old comments I knew people would bring it up again.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lolz ur an idiot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yup, I just added to this a second ago and then looked at the date. I was like OH NOEZ!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cool story, bro.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

....so yeah, how bout them worms

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So, uh, yeah....basically.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was gonna read through the 48539847 arguing comments above, but then I realize that it's not even the type of argument that is so stupid it's funny. It's just dumb. Cute post. :]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post is funny. The argument is even funnier. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow, you are so spot-on. I think I'll go kill myself now because of what some anontard said. Seriously- sterilize yourself now, before you make more cowardly morons... be part of the solution.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, please go kill yourself. It will do everyone a huge favor.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You just told everyone up there to not dredge up old arguments, but here you go starting another one. Just walk away. Damn.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*I'm There, that makes much more sense.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wow, you and your little posse of argumentative users can all leave because i'm sure everyone else would appreciate it... ANYWAYS, cute and funny post. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

is this a repeat post? idk if this is the post i originally saw this, or it's an fb page or something. is it?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Finally! A genius with answers!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

<3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I share the love. <3 Times 1,000!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OMFG PEOPLE GET OVER IT!!! NO ONE WANTS TO READ ENDLESS COMMENTS OF NOTHING BUT BITCHING!!! There's a thing called a message you can send that also notifies people of a reply do that instead.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OMFG people, do you not see those comments are as old as the post?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY- this shit was over long ago, and the argument wasn't even with patrick or about the goddamn post... if any of you actually read the beginning, it all started in response to someone else entirely being a bitch. Patrickmajor later admitted he had been spoiling for a fight and started in with me deliberately- also, he said I was "very good at insulting" and that I suceeded in making him really pissed. It's all still on my wall if you want proof. So you know what- if I'm a troll, I'm a successful motherfucking troll, so successful that even months later I'm still trolling you fucktards without even trying. From this point on, all you d-bags are just gonna have to take a number and wait in line to eat my fucking ass, because I am so far beyond done with all this shit, I can't even see it anymore.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't like you, but that was awesome. Just a bit overreacting though~

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Boy, you are gonna owe a fortune to the swear jar.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You'd be a decent troll if you weren't so bloody proud.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're an asshole so I'm gonna help everyone else piss you off. ASININE ASININE ASININE.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YOU. Are. The. One. Who. Keeps. Arguing. Are you aware that you don't have to reply to every comment you get on an old argument? Jesus H.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Can I be first in line? Eating your ass probably wouldn't be a negative experience, for me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey, remember when people used to laugh at jokes such as this post?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(dreaming zebras): Those were the days 8-)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(dreaming zebras): THOSE were the good ol' days! You know, you remind me of my grandson!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm eating chips.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But that must mean I am keyboard.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then who was phone?!?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They must be Doritos (im still new to this inside joke thing)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They're doritos.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OH SHIT, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've been waiting for this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like this post it's pretty funny. Not that anybody will see my opinion I just posted due to the fact lot of the comments above are a tad annoying and I don't think anybody will want to read them to get to mine. I like waffles. Oh and jam.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like waffles too! I haven't had one in a while... Hmmm.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They die on the sidewalk because they lose their moisture and they breathe through skin respiration. They need the moisture from the soil and water to be able to breathe.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But it's comical anyways so no need replying to me

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol at the arguments and people describing the nature of worms when simply we just want to satisfied by funny posts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, no. You have it all wrong! They are raindrop-chasing. It is the worm equivalent of storm chasers, only far more deadly. They search for the biggest drops they can find, and if they land on grass, can even collect them!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha I fucking love this

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Everybody needs to calm the fuck down. This is like watching a fucken chihuahua fight.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think we should launch a HELP THE WORMS PROGRAMME! This campaign would require all participants to go outside after the rain and place worms back on to the soil.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Really? this got potd? Thats sad

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Worms go above ground to avoid drowning underground... no matter what they are gonna die in the rain.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WHATS THIS? another potd for my bro, you are the better half ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YES JB! <3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whoa. This has a lot of comments.

by Anonymous 14 years ago