Since when is a balanced breakfast a bowl of cereal, a glass of milk, a glass of orange juice, half a grapefruit, and a muffin? Two Pop-Tarts and some milk and most people are good, amirite?

+513 Since when is a balanced breakfast a bowl of cereal, a glass of milk, a glass of orange juice, half a grapefruit, and a muffin? Two Pop-Tarts and some milk and most people are good, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I Know right! When I see those commercials it always amazes me I mean if they eat all that for breakfast then I wonder what they eat for lunch and dinner! Not to mention that they are so damn skinny!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just a bowl(admittedly a large bowl) of cereal and 2% milk of like Reese's puffs is around 600 calories which is a whole meal for me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It kind of sounds like you eat the people for breakfast. "Two Pop-Tarts and some milk and most people" aren't just good, they're DELICIOUS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol nice one!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahah that's what I thought!

by Anonymous 13 years ago