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Real movie titles that would make for terrible pornos: James and the Giant Peach, The Fast and the Furious, and Exit Wounds, amirite?

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Holes.

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Toy Story. that is all.

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@Toy Story. that is all.

For a Fistful of Diamonds. (Thats actually a movie, look it up)

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That could be like some guy dressed up as Harry Potter venturing to find the girls "Chamber of Secrets", amirite? ;)

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(Like her vagina)

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OMG this post is so true i never thought of it!

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Exit Wounds would be about a guy with a big dick, James and the Giant Peach about a woman with either huge tits or a big clit. Either way, they don't sounds that horrible.

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