+1,534 Now that the world is accustomed to Bluetooth headsets, it makes talking to yourself on the sidewalk that much easier, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I did it before Bluetooth, but I was younger then so people assumed I had an imaginary friend smirk

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The Face does not match the comment -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it worked fine :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope 8==3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, you should have used yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He licked his imaginary friend?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): No, he ate him. Obviously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): @1278410 (Axolotl): *She. I both licked AND ate my imaginary friend. Not necessarily in that order.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I apologize for the gender confusion sir... madam.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The voices in my head speak German. I can't understand what they're saying. hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The voices in my head speak Japanese. They just assume I'm Asian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The voices in my head speak Hebrew. I understand what they're saying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The voices in my head speak sign language. I can't hear them at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now that the world is accustomed to bluetooth headsets, it makes it a lot harder to spot the crazy people, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's still not that hard to spot you though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aye, but that's because I'm tall and have dashing good looks. Unlike you who drools as he talks and twitches violently with every third word. smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha are you calling me your mother? that's a rather low place to go sinner.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you were my mother, I guess my father must've been a sperm donor. No man in their right mind would touch you, sir. smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

of course not, i'm a guy and god damn sexy at that. no man would touch me because they're a bit jealous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No man would touch you because they're afraid of what they might catch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think you're wrong there. who doesn't want to catch the sexy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seems like every girl in history since they avoid you like the plague.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WOMEN OF AMIRITE:::::> Do you avoid me like the plague?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes,

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd tap dat. loooool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd tap that....with my car

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd tap that.. With my finger. ohshit were still talking about me Ehh, I'd still tap that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd hit that. With a stick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can't answer, too busy avoiding you like the plague.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's with all the really old POTDs lately?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

idk maybe anthony is modeling them after your mom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lolololool, no.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Laughing out loud out loud out loud out out loud?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That reduntant statement was very repetitive and repeated

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds like it could be a Rebecca Black song.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also it makes you look like a secret agent cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The mental hospital only released me if I promised to buy a BlueTooth headset so I wouldn't look suspicious. Best trade off I ever made.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I don't really have a bluetooth >:D"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/26663

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd hope not. They should be white.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bah dum tsh!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does the voice in my head bother you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Occasionally.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're on Nonsense_Narwhal's turf. Watch your step.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you might get stabbed...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A good post but not really worth being POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Could you imagine how many schizophrenics are talking to imaginary people but seem perfectly fine because they're wearing Bluetooth headsets

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what happened to the first string of comments that said stuff like "the voice in my head speaks german, i can't understand" and "the voice in my head speaks japanese, they assume i'm asian" and 30 more? o_O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Idk, but they provided me with the most laughter I've had all day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me too. i "loved" almost all of them. Now they are gone (insert sad crying face here)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im kinda pissed off too, that was my highest rated comment ever...but they're still on the "most loved comments of today" section

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hey it's back! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I see people seemingly talking to no one when really they're on their head sets, I always think of the scene in the most recent Freaky Friday where Jaime Lee Curtis is speaking with a client and she's like "Elizabeth, you are a strong, beautiful, independent woman, and you dont need a man to complete you." and the grocery store lady who thinks she was talking to her is like " thank you :') ".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So my dad comes to pick me up from my aunt's house and he's in his suit driving up. He's also spitting mad, yelling at someone over the hands free installed in his car. Picture a man, red in the face, screaming at invisible beings. My 8 year old cousin turns to me and goes "Your dad's got issues"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Level of difficulty has not changed, but perceptions and judgments has decreased.

by Anonymous 6 years ago