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Now that the world is accustomed to Bluetooth headsets, it makes talking to yourself on the sidewalk that much easier, amirite?

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Now that the world is accustomed to bluetooth headsets, it makes it a lot harder to spot the crazy people, amirite?

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are +31Reply
@Ross it's still not that hard to spot you though

Aye, but that's because I'm tall and have dashing good looks.

Unlike you who drools as he talks and twitches violently with every third word. smirk smilie

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are +25Reply
@Ross haha are you calling me your mother? that's a rather low place to go sinner.

If you were my mother, I guess my father must've been a sperm donor. No man in their right mind would touch you, sir. smirk smilie

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are +27Reply
@Sinner If you were my mother, I guess my father must've been a sperm donor. No man in their right mind would touch you...

of course not, i'm a guy and god damn sexy at that. no man would touch me because they're a bit jealous.

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are +25Reply
@Sinner No man would touch you because they're afraid of what they might catch.

i think you're wrong there. who doesn't want to catch the sexy?

@Ross i think you're wrong there. who doesn't want to catch the sexy?

Seems like every girl in history since they avoid you like the plague.

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are +18Reply
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@1278281

You're just bitter about the whole "sex with Ben doesn't happen" thing. smirk smilie

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are +26Reply
@Ross WOMEN OF AMIRITE:::::> Do you avoid me like the plague?

Can't answer, too busy avoiding you like the plague.

Inu_chans avatar Inu_chan Yeah You Are +7Reply
@NeonSparklie I'd tap dat. loooool

I'd tap that....with my car

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +19Reply
@TalkingRice I'd tap that....with my car

I'd tap that.. With my finger.

ohshit were still talking about me

Ehh, I'd still tap that.

The mental hospital only released me if I promised to buy a BlueTooth headset so I wouldn't look suspicious.

Best trade off I ever made.

I did it before Bluetooth, but I was younger then so people assumed I had an imaginary friend smirk smilie

ashbashcrasheds avatar ashbashcrashed Yeah You Are +19Reply
@Dwight The Face does not match the comment -_-

Before I clicked the comments for this post, I just knew that the reply to the top comment was going to be from Dwight.

Anonymous +7Reply
@Before I clicked the comments for this post, I just knew that the reply to the top comment was going to be from Dwight.

It was the second comment, and then the person who wrote the first comment deleted it, so it moved up.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Axolotl Yeah, you should have used

He licked his imaginary friend?

Anonymous +17Reply
@He licked his imaginary friend?

(Your+name+(optional)): No, he ate him. Obviously.

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Axolotl (Your+name+(optional)): No, he ate him. Obviously.

(Your+name+(optional)): @1278410 (Axolotl): *She.

I both licked AND ate my imaginary friend. Not necessarily in that order.

ashbashcrasheds avatar ashbashcrashed Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Axolotl I apologize for the gender confusion sir... madam.

The voices in my head speak German. I can't understand what they're saying. hehe smilie

J_A_C_Ks avatar J_A_C_K Yeah You Are +5Reply
@im_not_asian The voices in my head speak Japanese. They just assume I'm Asian.

The voices in my head speak Hebrew. I understand what they're saying.

@YellowHouse The voices in my head speak Hebrew. I understand what they're saying.

The voices in my head speak sign language. I can't hear them at all.

Also it makes you look like a secret agent cool smilie

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@1277923

and lack of face smirk smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +9Reply
@1277923

And your face... it's almost featureless.

Anonymous +5Reply
@And your face... it's almost featureless.

(Your+name+(optional)): beat ya to it, bro

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Serg (Your+name+(optional)): beat ya to it, bro

Now I will go cry in my corner. sob

Anonymous +7Reply

When I see people seemingly talking to no one when really they're on their head sets, I always think of the scene in the most recent Freaky Friday where Jaime Lee Curtis is speaking with a client and she's like "Elizabeth, you are a strong, beautiful, independent woman, and you dont need a man to complete you." and the grocery store lady who thinks she was talking to her is like " thank you :') ".

What's with all the really old POTDs lately?

@GabbyGirlie815 What's with all the really old POTDs lately?

idk maybe anthony is modeling them after your mom.

@GabbyGirlie815 lolololool, no.

Laughing out loud out loud out loud out out loud?

@Madison Laughing out loud out loud out loud out out loud?

That reduntant statement was very repetitive and repeated

Anonymous +14Reply
@Madison Laughing out loud out loud out loud out out loud?

That sounds like it could be a Rebecca Black song.

So my dad comes to pick me up from my aunt's house and he's in his suit driving up. He's also spitting mad, yelling at someone over the hands free installed in his car. Picture a man, red in the face, screaming at invisible beings. My 8 year old cousin turns to me and goes "Your dad's got issues"

Lighten_Ups avatar Lighten_Up Yeah You Are +10Reply

what happened to the first string of comments that said stuff like "the voice in my head speaks german, i can't understand" and "the voice in my head speaks japanese, they assume i'm asian" and 30 more? o_O

Anonymous +9Reply
@Eminna Idk, but they provided me with the most laughter I've had all day.

me too. i "loved" almost all of them. Now they are gone (insert sad crying face here)

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Eminna Idk, but they provided me with the most laughter I've had all day.

im kinda pissed off too, that was my highest rated comment ever...but they're still on the "most loved comments of today" section

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@1278313

They can't get a perm!?!?!? THE HORROR!!

Anonymous +17Reply

A good post but not really worth being POTD.

taherDRFTs avatar taherDRFT Yeah You Are +6Reply
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@1277993

Im not saying its bad, but it honestly didn't make me laugh.

taherDRFTs avatar taherDRFT Yeah You Are +2Reply
@taherDRFT Im not saying its bad, but it honestly didn't make me laugh.

The point of the POTD isn't to make you laugh...

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are +9Reply

Could you imagine how many schizophrenics are talking to imaginary people but seem perfectly fine because they're wearing Bluetooth headsets

Does the voice in my head bother you?

Meandmycats avatar Meandmycat Yeah You Are +3Reply
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@1279038

My voices in my head said the same thing!

"I don't really
have a bluetooth >:D"

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@1277990

well... there's a reason it's a BAD poker face.

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@1278306

i give it 40

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Serg i give it 40

I give it NEVER!!!

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@1277913

The voices in my head speak German. I can't understand what they're saying.

J_A_C_Ks avatar J_A_C_K Yeah You Are +36Reply
@J_A_C_K The voices in my head speak German. I can't understand what they're saying.

The voices in my head speak Japanese. They just assume that I'm Asian.

@im_not_asian The voices in my head speak Japanese. They just assume that I'm Asian.

The voices in my head speak Hebrew. I understand what they're saying.

@YellowHouse The voices in my head speak Hebrew. I understand what they're saying.

The voices in my head speak sign language. I can't hear them either.

@1277913

The voices in my head meow. My cat translates for me.

Meandmycats avatar Meandmycat Yeah You Are -5Reply
@Meandmycat The voices in my head meow. My cat translates for me.

Mine speak English. I understand them perfectly fine.
Some of the messages they're sending me though....

@Dwlght I don't have voices in my head. I'm deaf.

The voices in my head speak in colors. I have synesthesia. I understand them perfectly, but they confuse the hell out of the aliens trying to probe my mind

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@1277872

Not a lot of STFU for such a stupid comment...

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LarryHis avatar LarryHi Yeah You Are +7Reply
@1279069

inb4 the comment gets deleted.

Level of difficulty has not changed, but perceptions and judgments has decreased.

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