You can tell what sport someone plays just by looking at them: you know it's a baseball player if they grab their balls every five second. You know it's a lacrosse player if they use bro at the end of every sentence. You know it's a hockey player if they wear short sleeved shirts...

+335 You can tell what sport someone plays just by looking at them: you know it's a baseball player if they grab their balls every five second. You know it's a lacrosse player if they use bro at the end of every sentence. You know it's a hockey player if they wear short sleeved shirts in -5 degree weather. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know a soccer player if he wears shorts in the winter or khaki all the time, haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no you know they're a soccer player when they have a dick in their mouth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's so mean! haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have never seen a soccer player wear shorts in the winter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They do at my school

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know it's a figure skater when they are rarely ever cold

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What does being a baseball player have to do with grabbing their balls? If anything I see more basketball players doing that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Watch a baseball game and pay attention to one player, count the amount of times he grabs his balls and then you will understand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OK :) Bytheway I love how you spell your name, I think every Jeff should change it to Geoff

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha thanks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not necessarily the criteria I'd use but the main idea is true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know it's a water polo player if he is a complete absolute douche.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Baseball players grab their balls because they have to wear cups.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same with almost all other sports.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The hockey one made me laugh. It's true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago