Guys: Your girlfriend is the exception to the "Girls want sex just as much as guys" rule, amirite?

My girlfriend never wants sex. (edit: see that's funny because I'm gay)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My girlfriend's a prostitute

by Anonymous 13 years ago

totobean is a faggot, which means it should be exterminated like the resource seeping leech it is. It's post wasn't funny at all. As for the girlfriend problem for the real human beings, the straight people, I have four solutions 1. Cheat on her 2. Ditch her 3. Involuntary sex (drugs, booze, rape, who gives a fuck. It ain't my business) 4. Beat the bitch The fourth one isn't as much a way to get her to hop on your ham as much as it is justice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Karma's a bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Troll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Few things: Totobean is my son, so shut the fuck up.

Also Its* not It's. Have a good day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

om nom nom. delicious troll. lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You miss, are an ignorant fuck. Good day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:o you know the words wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm back, Thomas. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who are you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'M TROLLIN' YA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

clearly. it doesn't answer my question though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, you could narrow me down. Who do you think knows "You miss..." besides yourself?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone who's seen it on the site in the many places it's been posted. Combine that with the fact that you called me Thomas and you could be on of just under 50 people. Throw me a bone here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't go on xat much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ARP?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know- I fucked the shit out of her, had the bitch make me a ham and cheese sandwich on toasted bread, and get out of my house because I had shit to do. Regardless, fuck you anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and to mawhorela- you are loose-pussied trash

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Max, you should be ashamed. Your genes couldn't even make a real man. IT'S gotta smart that while your friends are talking about how thier sons are with pretty girls, your "son" is out snorting coke off some guys junk while getting assbanged. No wonder you're not enough of a man to get sex when you demand it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@#653393 (LordoftheStraight): *their

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always mess "their" up. Such happens when you crush a person's ego and smush it underneath your size 11 workboot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*feels sorry for other guys*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*feels sorry for those guys*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sometimes my girlfriend gets horny more often than I do, it's awesome. I can pretty much have sex with her whenever I want. There's rarely a day when we don't. I love you, babe :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago