Psh, like he'd even leave his number.
Or invented a new STD, for Pete's sake.
I was actually gonna pit that first, but I decided to change it :p
That would be REALLY funny though - if he got an itch mid fight. HAHA! xD
Ah, I can see it now...
Bond, in classic black, confidently strolling off to some important meeting, casually reaches down to scratch his-
"CUT! Dammit, I told you to try that new cream! Ok, retake, people! Get the set ready!"
Don't a lot of the girls die though?
Maybe he just knows how to pull out in time:) ?
This reminds me of Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother.
I'm watching Quantum of Solace right now xD