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Out of how many girls James Bond has slept with, it's a surprise he hasn't gotten a call saying he is a father, amirite?

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Psh, like he'd even leave his number.

Or invented a new STD, for Pete's sake.

@Etherial Or invented a new STD, for Pete's sake.

I was actually gonna pit that first, but I decided to change it :p

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@Ellen I was actually gonna pit that first, but I decided to change it :p

That would be REALLY funny though - if he got an itch mid fight. HAHA! xD

@Ellen BLOOPERS!!!!!!

Ah, I can see it now...
Bond, in classic black, confidently strolling off to some important meeting, casually reaches down to scratch his-
"CUT! Dammit, I told you to try that new cream! Ok, retake, people! Get the set ready!"

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Don't a lot of the girls die though?

Maybe he just knows how to pull out in time:) ?

This reminds me of Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother.

I'm watching Quantum of Solace right now xD

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