+550 Out of how many girls James Bond has slept with, it's a surprise he hasn't gotten a call saying he is a father, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or invented a new STD, for Pete's sake.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was actually gonna pit that first, but I decided to change it :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be REALLY funny though - if he got an itch mid fight. HAHA! xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BLOOPERS!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, I can see it now... Bond, in classic black, confidently strolling off to some important meeting, casually reaches down to scratch his- "CUT! Dammit, I told you to try that new cream! Ok, retake, people! Get the set ready!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Goldfinger's gonorrhea"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Psh, like he'd even leave his number.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe he just knows how to pull out in time:) ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't a lot of the girls die though?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminds me of Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm watching Quantum of Solace right now xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago