+985 For those confused on what MLIA may be, here is a quick summary: Today, Harry Potter. Walmart. Twilight. Dinosaurs. Stickers. Explains so much. Snuggies. Giant *insert ridiculous animal/item here* costume. Bubbles. Floor is Lava. Will you marry me? Ninjas vs. Pirates. Find Waldo. Google beats Yahoo. Awesome teacher. Fake- Trying-to-Hard randomness. I think not. Best. Day. Ever. MLIA, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Forgot about the blanket forts. They may seem casual and non-repetitive, after all, they're only featured ONCE every page, but they contribute hugely to MLIA.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You are correct! I was running out of text space though... :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha, I understand. There was no way all MLIA cliches could fit into one post. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

mind = blown now I'm worried.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm impressed with your accuracy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thanks 8)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love this post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thanks :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And dates with someone you met once because they have one/a few/all of the above listed things in common with you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

True. Very True

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And bubble wrap.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow- There are sooo many cliches!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what about leaf crunching and bubble wrap? coloring books? and the ever so rare-once-every-9001-stories-actually-average-posts?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ARGH! I missed soo much!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't forget about "Needless to say..."! :]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

THAT'S THE ONE I WAS THINKING ABOUT! That phrase is pretty much the only reason i posted this- but then i forgot it. :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mind. Blown.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

=)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And when he/she is "the one". Or when you approve of your sibling's boyfriend/girlfriend...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yuppers

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post actually put me in a bad mood. I came here to get away from that nonsensical bullshit, not read it all over again in one convenient post. xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What about the "care packages" from their parents? With the coloring books, fruit snacks, and bubble wrap?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You forgot the part about fake little kid memories/stories.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or the "when i was a kid" post :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I haven't been on MLIA in months. Glad to see it hasn't changed. XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lul.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Found a keeper" stories. This may have been mentioned in above comments, but I haven't seen this wording yet.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this so true it's scary.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Aaaaaand "I said [insert something dumb like "why don't we have plates with sides"] and then realized those are [bowls]."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't forget the "[insert person relatively close to me] just died. His last wish, of all things, was to get a post homepaged on MLIA" posts!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can't believe I forgot that one!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think there are too many to remember all of them. Don't worry. ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hehe thanx. I have a zillion comments telling me all the ones i missed. XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha wanted to mention this. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, I guess MLIA hasn't changed then.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

AND THEN WE HI-FIVED

by Anonymous 14 years ago

AND HUGGED. and got each others' numbers.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Guess who's going to see the latest kiddie movie with me on Saturday?" NO ONE. YOU WILL BE ON MLIA TRYING TO MAKE UP STORIES

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's always the quiet ones.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YES ! just yes. lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I Guess MLIA Hasn't Changed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You missed grammar nazis: "Trying-TOO-Hard".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you forgot "-and, I'm a senior in college"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and then the comments..where its a race to see who gets to write the first one.. " FIRST " " SECOND " "MILLIONTH" "STFU"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's not just MLIA :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hate Fake- Trying-too-Hard randomness. I know a girl who tries all the time.... and she told me about MLIA, wow.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

AAAANNND we just brought a little of MLIA here. *Sigh...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm confused.What about the restored faith in the old people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You missed out Disney as well

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Disney is always cool.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Also, a whole class of high school/college students doing something incongruous like the dance moves to some obscure musical in perfect synchronization.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i really dont understand what everyone on amirite has against mlia. whats with the rivalry attitude? its just another website. i enjoy it just as much as this one, so i dont see what the problem is.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You forgot the getting 100 on a test for drawing some random ninja vs pirate vs dinosaur battle... or not doing anything at all

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(><): Back when i tought MLIA wasnt made up i tried that. I got 10 points deducted for drawing on an exam sheet. Stupid MLIA.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You forgot the "Today, I nearly cried when my mom wouldn't let me get [ninja/pirate/dinosaur] [cups/plates/food/sandwich holder]. Oh, by the way, I'm a teenager.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Today, I nearly cried when my mom wouldn't let me get [ninja/pirate/dinosaur] [cups/plates/food/sandwich holder]. Oh, by the way, I'm a teenager." Sorry, forgot the end quotation!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, and the, "Today, I/my sibling said "It's too hard!". My mom then said, "That's what she said." Best. Parent. Ever."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I haven't been on that in forever, glad to see I'm not missing out

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh and the tough guy listening to Taylor swift/ miley cyrus/ Justin beiber/ other stupid teeny bopper music.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*sigh* MLIA was actually kind of good back then, but now...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know!!! MLIA used to be cool....*sob*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hope amirite never goes down that dark road.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Me neither.....*shiver*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It was the best when it was making references to FML, like "today my teacher caught me texting in class. She did not grab my penis. MLIA."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cleverbot is also a new fad there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The ones where, instead of a guy and a girl banging each other, they high five.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't forget 'i was running while listening to a song called Jogging' those are the ones that piss me off

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or the ones where they make wishes just because they find a pair of elevens

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You forgot "that kid is going places"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

almost forgot thats what she/ he said :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And the "Fire Burnin' quickly followed by "Evacuate the dance floor". And, "I re-named the song to The Ship, and now it says "The Ship is syncing"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can't believe everyone forgot "Day well spent? I think so.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Vote Average if you're X, Meh if you're Y. Fucking hate those.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Today I named my puppy something really cool. MLIA" I hate those.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha sorry to add one more because this post is pretty spot on, but I hate the ones that are like "today I was wondering if MLIA posts were true. Then I saw -guy in costume-. And it's obnoxious how often they use the word 'realized' when it doesn't make any sense. Like 'Today, I realized that Columbus sailed in 1492.' No you didn't, you looked it up

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Can't forget about how awesome old people are. (if someone already said this, or something relative to it, sorry I didn't read through the comments)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh and the classic "Needless to say"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Today, I read a post bashing MLIA on Amirite. Psssh. They're jealous. Enough. Said. MLIA.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

MLIA went from being actually average like "I just ate toast MLIA" to kinda cool "I just saw a really cool toaster shaped like toast and toasted bread with it" to gay "I saw a man dressed as a toaster aand he was old i love old people it made my day MLIA"

by Anonymous 14 years ago