You never want to outlive your kids, amirite?

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It is every parent's dream to outlive their children and grandchildren. I plan to harvest organs from them in order to preserve me. Even if sucking a four-year-old's body dry of blood is worth it if it means I live a few more hours.

I knew I got someone pregnant on that trip to south america

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