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If Eve cursed an entire human race for an apple, I can only imagine what she'd do for a Klondike bar... amirite?

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i laughed in my head but not out loud :)

Anonymous +38Reply
@i laughed in my head but not out loud :)

Whatever...made me laugh out loud.

wobbuffets avatar wobbuffet Yeah You Are +4Reply

Hahhahah. This should be post of the day!

Anonymous +28Reply
@Hahhahah. This should be post of the day!

@656840 (Haaaaaley (:): Your wish is my command.

Sex_With_A_Snails avatar Sex_With_A_Snail Yeah You Are +15Reply

I like how this has so many religious references to it and no one is arguing yet

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +28Reply

Well, she was showing tits to begin with. She would probably do anything for a Klondike bar. Even a lizard.

Katffros avatar Katffro Yeah You Are +24Reply

Bible never said it was an apple :)

Anonymous +14Reply
@Bible never said it was an apple :)

We all know it was a banana. They're the evil-est fruit out there. :)

BowtieMasters avatar BowtieMaster Yeah You Are +34Reply
@Bible never said it was an apple :)

I bet it was an apple. Then God got mad and turned it into a tomato.

jukilos avatar jukilo Yeah You Are +14Reply
@jukilo I bet it was an apple. Then God got mad and turned it into a tomato.

it's now estimated that with the region in which the bible was written, and the time period, it was most likely a banana, or somethign similar.

Anonymous +7Reply
@Bible never said it was an apple :)

It actually doesn't say apple. Why is this voted down?

Anonymous +8Reply
@It isn't... idiot.

It was at the time... Idiot.

Anonymous 0Reply
@Bible never said it was an apple :)

Actually, It was a quince (I'm not saying this to be a troll or whatever, just a fact) 8)

Anonymous 0Reply
@Actually, It was a quince (I'm not saying this to be a troll or whatever, just a fact) 8)

I don't even know what a quince is and I'm Agnostic anyway so when you sort this dilemma out get back to me.

jukilos avatar jukilo Yeah You Are 0Reply

That is just amazing. Good thing those weren't invented yet XD

Anonymous +11Reply

Eve should have used a Dell, would have saved all the ballache.

She'd take her clothes off... oh wait

Anonymous +9Reply

Pahahahhahahaha definitely FTW !

So_Swaqqerifics avatar So_Swaqqerific Yeah You Are +7Reply

eve didn't curse the human race. Adam did when he ate the fruit

Anonymous +3Reply
@eve didn't curse the human race. Adam did when he ate the fruit

Well they both ate the fruit, and Eve at the fruit first while Adam watched, didn't do anything about it, and then ate the fruit himself, but they both sinned together and cursed the human race.

LittleMexicos avatar LittleMexico Yeah You Are +17Reply

i saw on history channel that they think it might have been a pomegranate

Anonymous +3Reply

yes yes

dafool12344s avatar dafool12344 Yeah You Are +2Reply

@Katfro, it was a snake once it hit earth. its legs were chopped off by god.

Anonymous 0Reply
@@Katfro, it was a snake once it hit earth. its legs were chopped off by god.

(wtf?): When I went to CCD, they told us it was a lizard that lost its legs once it convinced Adam and Eve to eat the apple.

Katffros avatar Katffro Yeah You Are +6Reply
@it was a serphant that had limbs that were lost

I'm sorry I didn't memorize the bible. (haha my iPod didn't auto-capitalize bible)

Katffros avatar Katffro Yeah You Are 0Reply

Probably was a pomegranate

No one knows what sort of fruit it was. Its possible that it was the only fruit of its kind, lost after they were cast out of the garden of Eden.

Anonymous 0Reply

This post should get 1500+ more YYA's because it got that many thumbs on FunnyJunk.

Anonymous 0Reply

I laughed out loud :)

She'd whore around for a Klondike Bar. Everyone would.

Anonymous -2Reply
@She'd whore around for a Klondike Bar. Everyone would.

I wouldn't. I actually don't like Klondike bars. prepares for barrage of notifications

SpelingChampiens avatar SpelingChampien Yeah You Are +2Reply

Facebook group...

Anonymous -6Reply
@Facebook group...

What isn't a facebook group?

Anonymous +17Reply
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