If Eve cursed an entire human race for an apple, I can only imagine what she'd do for a Klondike bar... amirite?

Pahahahhahahaha definitely FTW !

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i laughed in my head but not out loud :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whatever...made me laugh out loud.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahhahah. This should be post of the day!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@656840 (Haaaaaley (:): Your wish is my command.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I laughed out loud :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That is just amazing. Good thing those weren't invented yet XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Bible never said it was an apple :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We all know it was a banana. They're the evil-est fruit out there. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It actually doesn't say apple. Why is this voted down?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It isn't... idiot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It was at the time... Idiot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I bet it was an apple. Then God got mad and turned it into a tomato.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it's now estimated that with the region in which the bible was written, and the time period, it was most likely a banana, or somethign similar.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually, It was a quince (I'm not saying this to be a troll or whatever, just a fact) 8)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's not a "fact." We don't know for sure.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't even know what a quince is and I'm Agnostic anyway so when you sort this dilemma out get back to me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yes yes

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, she was showing tits to begin with. She would probably do *anything* for a Klondike bar. Even a lizard.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

eve didn't curse the human race. Adam did when he ate the fruit

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you're right.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well they both ate the fruit, and Eve at the fruit first while Adam watched, didn't do anything about it, and then ate the fruit himself, but they both sinned together and cursed the human race.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ahahha, (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@Katfro, it was a snake once it hit earth. its legs were chopped off by god.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(wtf?): When I went to CCD, they told us it was a lizard that lost its legs once it convinced Adam and Eve to eat the apple.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it was a serphant that had limbs that were lost

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm sorry I didn't memorize the bible. (haha my iPod didn't auto-capitalize bible)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Facebook group...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What isn't a facebook group?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your face and that!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Eve should have used a Dell, would have saved all the ballache.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like how this has so many religious references to it and no one is arguing yet

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i saw on history channel that they think it might have been a pomegranate

by Anonymous 14 years ago

She'd whore around for a Klondike Bar. Everyone would.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wouldn't. I actually don't like Klondike bars. *prepares for barrage of notifications*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Probably was a pomegranate

by Anonymous 14 years ago

She'd take her clothes off... oh wait

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No one knows what sort of fruit it was. Its possible that it was the only fruit of its kind, lost after they were cast out of the garden of Eden.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post should get 1500+ more YYA's because it got that many thumbs on FunnyJunk.

by Anonymous 14 years ago