Evolution should make dog-sized elephants, amirite?

Pygmy elephants are horse-sized. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LJKGLJLBVHJKG I WOULD BUY LIKE THIRTY.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would buy like fifty!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would make a cavalry of miniphants. That's definitely what they should be called: miniphants.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And we could get an army of lepercons to ride on them, and take over mordor.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YES.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Scientists really need to make a genetically altered miniphant.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We should write a letter to the President requesting this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Naw, we needsombody who can do something about it...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Probably.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Who's the worlds leading genetic scientist?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dunno man. Adrien Brody PLAYED a famous genetic scientist in 'Splice'. Maybe he can help us.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That movie looked weird... no way.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It was actually very good.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Eh...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

One does not simply ride miniphants into a mordor...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*need somebody

by Anonymous 14 years ago

puppy sized elephants! <3 VLOG BROTHERS <3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh Bill Nye, where are you?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What I really want is a kitten sized Tiger and a sparrow sized penguin :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

they have these kitties that are breeded with i forget what its called but its cousin to the cheetah but yeah they are part domestic house cat and part that they arent kitty sized theyre 3 feet long and they have cheeatah print and you can own them as house pets but they cost A LOT. wow that was a long sentence

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oscelots? yeah but I'd want it to be a teeny kitten not a full grown cat :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah that sounds familiar im pretty sure thats what they were called. i know but i thoughty youd be interested

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well thanks anyway, I had forgotten about those

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are there any Nerdfighters reading this? DFTBA

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or Elephant sized dogs :) CLIFFORD :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Huge fan of that idea. DFTBA!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hello Nerdfighter!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

NERDFIGHTERS, HOO HA. i love connecting with random people over the internet over seemingly random things.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*dialing* 555-EVO-LVE1 *ringing* "Uh yes, Evolution? I would like to make a request..."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Evolution shouldn't make dog-sized elephants, it should make puppy-sized elephants.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

xD, that's exactly what I was coming to comment xD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago