+504 Thou shalt not lie. Except to small children about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

don't forget becoming president

by Anonymous 13 years ago

also, vampires, warewolves, or any fake creaters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, those things were fake? You bitch...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stan Alien will morph into Stella, and you will all be doomed in fear. This will cause catastrophic failure in living. If one has a grappling hook, one can rob Stan Alien when Stan Alien hasn't morphed into Stella, so attack from a distance. Proceed to use a missile launcher.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago