+352 They say "you are what you eat," but I'd rather be something delicious like a Twinkie instead of something healthy and lame like Bran Cereal. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If I see another "you are what you eat" post, I am going to kill myself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry for bringing this upon you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Last time I checked, I hadn't eaten any super-hot guys with rock-hard abs, who are super good in bed... lol, just kidding. My abs are hard as diamonds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But then you'd get eaten right away. I'd like to be bran cereal so no one eats me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I went to see Emo Philips live, he was heckled. The woman called him a pussy, and he replied: "Well, you are what you eat."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wanna be chocolate or a muffin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then I'd be a Galaxy chocolate bar. Mmmm. Currently inhaling it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago