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Also by akashanonymous+35We would all have loved to learn a new language just to annoy people by talking to them in that language so that they don't know what we are saying, amirite?
Also about mom+50Since women are born with all of the eggs they'll ever have, and your mom contributes half your DNA, half of you is actually actually as old as your mom. amirite?
Also about boat and swim+200Pirates of the Caribbean, instead of having a fourth movie with half the main cast missing, they should have had a fourth movie starring one of the poor souls who fell off the side of the boat, managed to swim ashore after months at sea and how he overcame his depression of not being part of a pirate gang. Or just stop selling out and leave it at 3 movies. amirite?
Also about swim and lake+790The "other fish in the sea" metaphor isn't quite accurate. It's more like a lake full of Magikarp, but you don't want those Magikarp. You want the bright, beautiful, red Gyarados in the middle of the lake. And if you have to swim through all those Magikarp to find your Gyarados, then so be it, amirite?
Also by akashanonymous+480I have decided to stop being sexist. So i will no more say 'man you haven't got the balls to do that!'. Instead i'll say 'man you haven't got the appropriate genitals to do that!', amirite?