+485 Calling poop 'number #2' feels as if you're embarrassed to be talking about it. Calling it 'poop' feels immature and stupid. Calling it 'shit' feels rough and rude. So, therefore, we just try to talk about it as little as possible, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about "crap" or the more immature one "doody". :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was just about to mention crap. Great minds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FECES. As in: Excuse. I must go drop my feces out of the hole in my butt now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I lol'd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think I ever call it "number number 2" I think I just use "number 2"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...let's just stick with "i need to go to the restroom" when telling someone. :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"relieve myself"

by Anonymous 13 years ago