I wasn't conceived- I was a virgin birth. My parents didn't have sex and I refuse to believe otherwise.
I appeared in a belly out of nowhere.
I can travel through time... if I believe...
Lmao you really hate me, don't you? This is like the 10th time you got mad at me over something so trivial.
Who said I was mad? I just said to grow up.
I read it with a harsh tone
Because this definitely is not the first time you [seem to] have gotten mad.
I wouldn't WANT to know. That would be pretty gross and mind-scarring.
Yes, let's keep it that way...
My mom simply said, "...Winters can get pretty cold."
That was all I needed to hear to be permanently scarred.
A Vegas vacation. shudders
Frankly, I just don't want to ask. Sometimes ignorance IS bliss.
Taco Bell bathroom
And thank God we don't?
I'm sure all your kids will say the same thing. Won't you feel awkward?
One of my friends was conceived on a sink in a public bathroom. :
I was dropped off on my parents doorstep by the stork. I refuse to think otherwise
Hotel room in san diego 0_0
A dorm in Harvard University..emm...
ah yhu is one of dem smarts den?
I guess, but they were there for a research program..not actual college
I just visited there for the first time today
I don't really care to know. O.o
I do not want to know at all
Don't want to know, I already know that the 16th anniversary of my conception is coming up tomorrow (or today, depending on where you live)...
Conception or birth?
Conception. I'm not that stupid, I promise.
According to my birthday, I was conceived in early June. That's an even scarier thought.