Dramatic exits aren't as effective when you slam into the door, amirite?

...or when the door has one of those things that makes it close slowly, so when you go to slam it it just casually closes at it's own pace.

Somone at school last year tried to slam the door, but it was one of those heavy school doors, so it went really slow.

Or when you run into a sign and knock it down...and you're in the middle of the mall on a Saturday.