This post wins for implying that vegetarians are not human.
I'm a Peta member and I eat animal crackers.
As long as the animal crackers aren't from a factory farm or were slaughtered cruelly, I'm good...
You have to admit, they went a little crazy with the invention of "Sea kittens"
(Not the OP): yes, because every single vegan in the world was a part of that.
Vegans are all freaks. Embrace it.
you're a douche